The Worst Movie Ever?
I think I have found the perfect candidate.
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For those of you that have done the smart thing and bought Sirius Satellite Radio so you could follow the antics of Howard Stern are not going to be surprised by this at all, then again Howard only played us audio, but Edgewood Studios has video for the "film" that Joanie "Chynna" Laurer went on the show to promote.
The "movie" in question is Illegal Aliens and it not only stars former female wrestling star Chynna but it also features the "talent" of the, now skinny, Anna Nicole Smith.
Thanks to Edgewood Studios, who believes the satellite radio company Sirius is actually spelled "Serius" (geniuses), we have just added two clips from this awful production and 19 stills. Wanna know what this crap is about? Well check out the synopsis from IMDB.com:
"Charlie's Angels" goes sci-fi, with a touch of "Men In Black" thrown in for good measure, when three aliens morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect the earth from the intergalactic forces of evil. Guided by Syntax, their holographic mentor, these Illegal Aliens are willing to use every trick in the book and every sexy outfit in their wardrobe to accomplish their mission! This film is filled with high-energy action, lowbrow spoofs and the high-camp acting reminiscent of the classic B-Movie genre how else could this film get away with Anna Nicole Smith saving the world? "Illegal Alien's" pokes fun at today's Hollywood and pays tribute to the so-called "Bad Movies" we all love to hate!
There was a screening in New York City yesterday as Edgewood was looking to see if anyone had the balls to release this travesty. Chances are, this is going straight to DVD, just check out the clips here and find out for yourself. Also, if you want to check out the stills you can grab those here or by clicking on either the image above or below.
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The movie's official site has said the screening for the movie went so well that they are in talks with several companies and that the movie will be released in theaters this summer.
I understand the desire to bash movies as soon as they start getting press, especially lesser known movies that suddenly get media attention. People want to feel cool by ragging on something that only a few people know about or have seen because it gives them a sense of superiority but the problem with your "review", Brad, is that the movie ISN'T EVEN RELEASED YET! So that means NO ONE INCLUDING YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SEEN IT! I saw the clips on the internet and TV like everyone else and I thought it looked like a really funny self aware spoof of B movies in general and the clip with Chyna was just hilarious. Plus it's a small independent film from some place I've never even heard of so chances are this is some hard working Indie filmmakers project that they've put thier heart, soul and a considerable amount of thier own cash, into trying to create and done the best they could with very little resources. So how DARE you judge them! Who are you to play critic? You're just some guy that sits back writing psuedo-reviews of films you haven't even seen! I personally am looking forward to the release of Illegal Aliens. It will be nice to see a funny and entertaining film that doesn't take itself too seriously, unlike certain website reviewers.
I agree with jstone, these days there is entriely too much bashing of movies by people who haven't even seen them! Especially independent films, I mean some one, or rather a lot of some ones, worked really hard to make these films so the least you could do is actually WATCH them before you spit some venemous review, Brad! I hope you know this makes it hard to take any review you write seriously now because you've discredited yourself so much so that we don't even know if you WATCH the movies first or just lazily pull the review out of your rear end! Why don't you go out and make a film if you think it's so easy Mr. Filmexpert!
Brad, you really need to make a movie on your own before you decide what you think of a movie from one (or two) promotional clip(s). Yes, these clips are intended to excite people, a little "shake that azz" to get your rocks off, true. But these are just CLIPS and may not truly show the absolute masterwork behind this obviously brilliant, tongue-in-cheek spoof of bad movies. What a dummy. This movie is SUPPOSED to be bad. It's spoofind bad movies and it doesn't take itself seriously at all. That means it gets a free pass, didn't you know that? Gosh. I happen to have thought- just from viewing these clips- that any studio would be FOOOOOOOOLS not to distribute this. There are MILLIONS of people that are looking for the kind of don't-take-it-too-serious atmosphere movies like Big Mamma's House 2, The Shaggy Dog, The Pink Panther, Madea's Family Reunion, Aquamarine and Date Movie just REFUSE to offer to the public. I am sick and tired of this uppity high-brow flicks and DEMAND snobby reviewers like yourself cease and desist from giving movies like that a pass while ignoring unsung wonders like this. Please give this a chance. I seriously hope you wake up.
SEPTEMBER 2006, IT'S COMING TO THEATERS.
EDGEWOODSTUDIOS.COM
I love Anna Nicole Smith and couldn't wait to see her last movie but this movie was scary BAD. I was embarassed for her. She acted like a retard. I got it from Netflix and what a disappointment. Dumb story line, hard to follow and just plain embarassing!