UPDATE: Who Wants to be a Screenwriter Now?
If this is real it is classic
UPDATE: Okay, this guy has been covered quite extensively at Gawker and they are calling him a bonafide pick-up artist, and he has his own NSFW website, which
So, tooling around the RSS feeds I check out Nikki Finke's blog and booyah, a classic post. As Nikki puts it:
These supposed voicemail messages are making the rounds of the Hollywood screenwriting community. Because "Dmitri" claims he's finishing a movie script. The back story on this (if real) is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco when she talked to this Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” He did, and he's desperate.
Enjoy everything that is great about this bit of audio. Real or not, it is a fun listen.
Showing 2 Comments
~ PLEASE NOTE ~
If, in any way, your comment is an attack on the author of this post or a previous commenter, your comment will be deleted without question.
Add a New CommentNOTE: The Facebook login option has been disabled. We apologize for any inconvenience. |
Click to Read Our Commenting Rules & Guidelines
I don't feel so bad about being an awkward teenager anymore. I'm smooth compared to this guy!
Oh.
My.
God.
Is this real?
If so…someone needs to punch that guy.
Holy crap.
hahahahahahahaha
This dude is PATHETIC!
God.
So pathetic it can't be real.
There is no way ANYONE is this sad.
lol