Top Ten Worst Movies Midway Through 2008
Picking only ten was the hard part...
 | Over Her Dead Body |
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Watching this film may go down in history as one of my worst times in a movie theater. How bad was it? They were shilling phone interviews with Eva Longoria. Yeah, what the hell am I going to ask her? It's not like I am running MAXIM magazine here and we need another article about how she has great sex with Tony. Seriously, this film set out to prove Longoria was nothing more than a talentless actress that got lucky and found herself on a primetime sitcom that had one good year. Good on yah, Eva, keep shilling those half-naked pictures because pretty soon not even Sportscenter is going to be giving you coverage once your boy retires from the NBA. Hmmmm, maybe I could have asked her what that would be like… DAMMIT!
It should be mentioned that I didn't even have the patience to watch such films as Superhero Movie!, College Road Trip, The Hottie and the Nottie, Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins, Witless Protection, 27 Dresses and Meet the Spartans. All of which I am assuming would be worthy of this list.
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The only movie I have seen from this list is Zohan, and it was some shitty bootleg my friend had. I'm glad I havn't spent money on these movies.
I think that 10,000 B.C. should have been on the list though. I know you mentioned it but, oh my god did that movie blow! Ten minutes into the movie I couldn't wait for it to be over. But those other movies must be much worse to be ahead of 10,000 B.C.
10,000 B.C. is awful, but I think I could tolerate a second viewing of that and the rest of the honorable mention titles far more than any of the films that actually ended up in the top ten. The idea of "what if I had to watch these one more time" played a large role in which ones made the ten and those that were just on the outside.
Maybe I should give 10,000 B.C. another chance. I think I was doing my taxes online while at the same time trying to watch the movie. That could be a reason why I didn't enjoy it.
No, you shouldn't. :)
funny games was the worst movie imaginable
@ravidlaz: okay, so maybe my opinions don't matter, but i've seen a bunch of movies on this list such as made of honor, what happens in vegas, drillbit taylor, don't mess with the zohan, 21, and jumper. i could definitely understand why don't mess with the zohan and drillbit taylor are on this list. maybe even what happens in vegas.. but come on! 21 is one of my favorite movies. i saw 10,000 BC also. yeah, it was difficult to grasp because it was so much different from what i'm used to, but i thought it was pretty good. i really think mamma mia! should be on this list. i saw it for the first time last weekend and honestly it was difficult to watch. haha. it's not even remotely good. okay, i'm done ranting. bye :)
OMG I <3 Drillbit Taylor!