TOP TEN: Things We Learn from '10,000 B.C.'

No, it's not an actual history lesson.

By: David Frank
Published: Monday, March 10th 2008 at 2:13 AM

Cecil B. DeMille's The Ten Commandments was full of shit.

According to 10,000 B.C., Moses didn't free the slaves of Egypt. It was a country mountain hillbilly looking for his woman that broke the bondages of slavery and led people away from the land of pyramids. And he did it 8,700 years before Moses was even shipped down The Nile. And apparently there wasn't any of that wandering around lost in the desert and 10 Commandments bullshit either. How do yah like them apples Moses?

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   Mr Pink

   I miss this guy.

   

   Posted On March 21st, 2011 at 4:06 pm

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