'Southland Tales' Trailer Time
I'm a pimp, and pimps don't commit suicide
Earlier I showed you a pic from Richard Kelly's Southland Tales featuring some serious makeup effects on Kevin Smith and told you the trials and tribulations concerning the path the film took to finally make its way to the big screen on November 9th. Now, the trailer has hit Yahoo and here are a few of the choice quotes from it:
"Scientists say the future's going to be far more futuristic than originally predicted."
"Nothing a killer, a pornstar and a tattoo parlor can't handle."
"I'm a pimp, and pimps don't commit suicide."
"There'd be a lot less violence in the world if everyone just got a bit more cardio."
While the film looks to think quite highly of itself based on the trailer it looks like it could be a lot of fun. To take a look for yourself click here or on any of the screen grabs in this article.
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I have to get the name of the company that did the trailer. There hasn't been a movie this terrible (supposedly) with such an awesome powerful trailer since star wars episode 1 and 2 oh yeah…and 3.
Did anybody catch the rabbit head from donnie darko as Shawn William Scott falls off the building?
It looks like it'll be worth seeing, but for me, the weekend of November 9 will be all about No Country For Old Men.
The credit that says "Music by Moby)" worries me.
That is one heck of a trailer to premiere. The wait was well worth it. I mean that to the fullest anyone can.
Just as an FYI: For some reason the MPA decided to have alternate versions of a quote in the trailer and in the actual film. 'Cyndi Pinziki's' quote, “Nothing a killer, a Porn star and a tattoo parlor can’t handle” is actually "Nothing an 'eight-ball', a Pornstar and a tattoo parlor can't handle". Could it be that the people whose 'job' it is to decide what is appropriate viewing material for the Nation's people think that the deeds of a 'killer' morally preferential to that of a drug dealer?? Anyway, I'm rambling…basically that quote is said differently in the movie. That's it. :)