Sofia Vergara's 'Machete Kills' Poster Delivers Boob Bullets

For the most part Sofia Vergara seems enjoyable, but her constant "look at my boobs" schtick gets on my nerves a bit. I don't watch her show, "Modern Family", and of the films she's been in that I have actually seen -- New Year's Eve, Happy Feet Two and The Smurfs -- we're not exactly talking high caliber. So, most of my experience with her is her, on the red carpet, making jokes about her breasts. Well, the "joke" continues in her first poster for Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills in which she's wearing a weaponized brassiere.

Machete Kills is targeting a September 19 release and finds Danny Trejo back as the title character, recruited by the U.S. Government for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man. Machete must battle his way through Mexico to take down a madman cartel leader and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war across the planet with a weapon in space. Machete takes on an army in an effort to dismantle a plan for global anarchy.

Along with Trejo and Vergara, the film co-stars Jessica Alba, Mel Gibson, Michelle Rodriguez, Zoe Saldana, Alexa Vega, Amber Heard, Vanessa Anne Hudgens, Demián Bichir and Lady Gaga.

Check out Sofia Vergara's poster below via EW

Sofia Vergara Machete Kills Poster
  • adu

    That is just sad.

  • Torryz

    That's how a lot of people make it in Hollywood. Talent isn't everything.

  • Winchester

    She's actually pretty decent on 'Modern Family' itself but I guess when you ain't first in line for A List movies you have to take your pick from what comes your way. If you have an asset to make use of it.................take advantage.

  • Chris

    I used to like her and think she was funny, but the boob jokes are so old now. And now that she is in every commercial Im getting really tired of her.

  • Gastón

    Oh boy, just tell me how does Hollywood still gives Robert Rodriguez work? He sucks, plain and simple.

  • Yaz

    Hey look it's a woman's body being exploited to promote a film! For the first time EVER too! Let's all hate on it!


  • Matt Risnes

    Way to provide a timely follow up to that HILARIOUS gag from Austin Powers in 1997. Robert Fodriguez, keeping it classy, keeping it fresh.

  • andyluvsfilms

    I don't know this woman(or her boob jokes) and probably won't see the film as the best bits of the first one were in the trailer "Machete don't text", good font on the titles though

  • theJackal

    More Machete? Mel Gibson? Weaponized brassieres? All I can is: Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill! I'm on board for this insanely grungy and gonzo sequel. On a side note, I may not be a huge fan of Miss Vergara, but Modern Family is possibly the funniest show on TV (I'm sorry, Parks & Recreation, I still love you).

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