The cock n' balls, on the other hand, is an ugly lump of meat. Again, both women and men agree that it is unpleasing to the eye, and it is almost entirely unappealing to behold. Where women have curvaceous form and smooth skin, men have saggy fat and hair. Were a woman to appear on screen naked, unshaven, and out of shape her pink taco would meet the same reaction as a man's willy wonka.

I'm not saying that double standards are fair, but it's a simple matter of aesthetics. Give me (or anyone) a choice between a sweet, well groomed groin flower and a saggy, hairy set of dangle bits and I'll go with the lady every time.