'Sex and the City' Turns 14-Year-Olds into Sluts then Mormons
Get yo funky spunk right here!
"Lisa" was a 14-year-old girl hooked on "Sex and the City" and growing up in New York. She lost her virginity that year, graduated to drinking cosmos and soon began cheating on her boyfriend with up to seven guys a week. This comes from a new article at ABC.com titled "'Sex and the City' Fiend: Show Turned Me Into Samantha".
Lisa (not her real name) began emulating Samantha (Kim Cattrall's character in the show turned feature film) to the point that she drops this little story based on an episode when Samantha scrunches her face up at her latest suitor and tells him she doesn't like the way he … tastes.
"That was something that happened to me. I used her exact words: 'You have funky spunk,'" she said. "I knew from watching the show that it had to do with something he was eating," so she took a cue from the script and took an ax to a certain item in his diet.
Luckily, this story has a happy ending as "Lisa" has now embraced a Mormon life but she has been forced to sell her "Sex and the City" DVDs on eBay and her husband forbade her to watch "Sex and the City".
Ha! Apparently he was afraid "it would lure her back to her habits of sex, drugs and one-too-many cosmos." This guy must be a real winner.
The article goes on to say that "Sex and the City" can't be blamed for creating a generation of sluts. Yeah, you girls did that all on your own… Another cosmo over here please!
Don't fear you hounds, "Lisa" has reclaimed her DVDs and plans on seeing the movie on opening day. Not sure if she will be hammered on cosmos, but word is if you offer she won't be rude and refuse.
If you want to read the fluff of the piece click here, or just click here and buy what this site is selling, I think it is from episode 10 from season 7.
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This 'Lisa' bitch is absolutely insane.
That is like watching CSI, then committing murder saying all the murders on CSI made you do it.
I swear, if I could point out one thing wrong with our generation [I happen to be in the same age group as 'Lisa'] it is that we can't take responsibility for our own actions.
I watch Sex and the City RELIGIOUSLY, I quote Samantha and the other three members of the Fab Four all the time. You don't see m e whorin myself around then complaining about it to get my fifteen minutes of fame.
YOU WERE A WHORE.
NOW YOU'VE CHANGED.
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP COMPLAINING!!
Because I doubt there is anyone out there that wants to read about her whiney ass complaining about HER actions.
Last time I checked they didn't hold a gun to her head and tell her to act like a whore.
Maybe if she had a stronger moral compass she wouldn't have found herself in this situation in the first place…