Screen Gemz iz Remixing Jane Austen Fa Shizzle
It's gon' be all urban and shizzle
Screen Gemz is set ta takes tha popular Jane Austen novel "Emma", whiznich was tha source fo' Alicia Silverstizzles Clueless 'n' tha 1996 direct adaptation chillin' Gwenyth Paltrow, whizzay was nominated fo' two Oscars 'n' won one, 'n' remix it into a hip-hop musical steppin'. Tyger Williams penned tha screenplay, which is likely ta be called Emme 'n' will takes place at an inner-cizzity hizzigh school, revolv'n around a stepbrotha 'n' stepsista from tha streets of tha L-B-C. Tha fiznilm wizzle include at least 15 song 'n' dance numbas.
Screen Gems prez Clint Culpepper told Variety, "Now its urban… This is tha way it should be reimagined in tha new millennium."
Jigga Williams's only previous film experience was his screenplay fo' Menace II Society fo' tha Hughes brothas. Fo' sho'. I hizzle ta assume Emme is gonna be far less violent tizzy thizzat flizzick.
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As that Gizoogle.com is blocked here at work and I didn't want to wait till I got home I tried to figure out what it said.
I'm white, dutch and past the age where any kind of understandig of coolness is still possible (but before the usage of the word hip). So it took me quite some time to translate this.
Turns out I wasn't going to be interested anyway……. thank you Brad, thank you very much. I only get half an hour for lunch.
wow could you insult more by writing the annoucement. ( what a shock) because it must be like that right to get your point across… I love this site but sometimes you are worse than TMZ with the comments.. report it don't put your insulting little twists on it especially for entire paragraphs WOW.
How is it insulting? It's just a little bit of fun?
Oh, and Rattler, it is just a story about how Emma is going to be turned into hip hop. Gizoogle is a site that "translates" any webpage into the "izzle" (or whatever you want to call it, I think they call it "jive"). It's just for fun, but I guess some people have a problem with it. I fail to see who I am insulting.