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PODCAST: Episode #3

All Rude Review: Trinity

Goodness gracious... It is time once again for another RopeofSilicon All Rude Review and I am telling you folks we scoured, searched, explored, rummaged and hunted all over the Internet to find 10 topics we liked and these were the best we came up with. Is it just me or did nothing all that interesting happen this week?

Nevertheless, Laremy and I did our very best to pack together a show and rip into some topics that we felt needed a good shaking up. Once again nudity graces the scene, this time in Alba form, and believe it or not, this time I want to give Charlie Sheen and his family an award... Well, sort of.

But enough of my blabbing, sit back and dig in to Episode III, and I am also asking for you guys to keep in touch with us. Whether it be about show ideas, comments, criticism, hate mail, whatever it is just give it to us by clicking here. Secondly, tell some folks about the show, let's get this bad boy even bigger than it is already!!! Enjoy!

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EPISODE #3 GUIDE

TOPIC #1: FEZ HAS SEX... WITH ALL THE YOUNG LOVELIES
Last week on the Howard Stern Show Wilmer Valderrama held nothing back when it came to talking about his exploits with young Hollywood starletts, and we are here to smack it up, flip it, rub it down... Oh no!

TOPIC #2: ALBA IS THE LATEST ACTRESS TO SAY NO TO NUDITY

Jessica Alba was quoted in an article in FHM with a few comments that will either leave some limp or suicidal. With all the talk of nudity lately this isn't exactly the kind I think fans were looking forward to. Take a read:

Chatting to FHM magazine, the Sin City star told how she only wants to take "moral" roles in the future.

She said: "I'll leave the slutty girl to other people.

"And I'll play the sweet, moral girlfriend who believes in love - roles that are more interesting than playing a vixen."

Jessica also slammed the curves that have seen her top sexiest polls around the world.

She added: "I have curves, but I don't really like them.

"I wish I was skinnier and taller."

SOURCE: The Sun

TOPIC #3: FHM TOP 100 CHICKIES

FHM released their top 10 ladies from their upcoming 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2006 Readers' Poll. Bear in mind this is a "reader's poll", and this is the opinion of the readers. Suffice to say, I have something to say here. Check out the top 10:

FHM U.S. 100 Sexiest Women 2006 (2005 ranking in brackets):

1. Scarlett Johansson (9)
2. Angelina Jolie (1)
3. Jessica Alba (22)
4. Jessica Simpson (16)
5. Keira Knightley (11)
6. Halle Berry (5)
7. Jenny McCarthy (54)
8. Maria Sharapova (19)
9. Carmen Electra (18)
10. Teri Hatcher (7)

A few names that also made the list include Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jennifer Aniston.

TOPIC #4: THE BOX-OFFICE SLUMP = GO AWAY STORY!!!
The story that won't seem to go away is about to get crushed.

TOPIC #5: WORLD TO ENCOUNTER MEL'S APOCALYPTO

TIME Magazine published their encounter with Mel Gibson and the cast of his upcoming Mayan epic Apocalypto and we felt it was about time we let you in on what could be a big hit or a movie that doesn't get watched by anyone other than... well... Mayans.

TOPIC #6: THE ULTIMATE SIGN YOUR CAREER IS OVER
The made-for-TV movie, dare I call it a phenomenon, seems to be the graveyard where actors' careers go to die and a few more have decided to throw their names in the hat.

TOPIC #7: ABC PUTS OUT AN APB
When is it not okay to try to help those in need? Is this sensationalism or a genuine effort? We'll tell you what you think as The Smoking Gun has published information implying that ABC is "not content with humdrum stories of poverty, heartache, and distress, the producers of "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" have compiled a creepy wish list of woe for the next season of the hit ABC television series..."

What am I talking about? Well, they are looking for candidates with such ailments as "melanoma/skin cancer", "home invasion", families that have lost a child due to drunk driving, children with congenital insensitivity to pain with anhidrosis, etc. It ain't a pretty picture and neither is what we have to say.

TOPIC #8: ARQUETTE FAMILY RECEIVES AN AWARD. I'M NOT LYING!
Chalk this one up in the "What the fuck?!" category. I won't spoil the surprise in writing, but you can find the official AFI press release here.

TOPIC #9: CLOONEY HATCHES A GAWKER STALKER PLAN. MU HU HA HA HA!
George Clooney steps into the realm of slightly uncool for a second as he reacts outside of his nature in regards to Gawker.com's "Gawker Stalker" section of their site. The section of the site takes information provided by visitors and pinpoints the locations of readers' random celebrity sightings on the Internet, using a Google map of Manhattan.

Clooney wants to retaliate against the site's hardcore celeb fans by flooding the site with fake info, here is what he had to say in an email he sent to several publicists:

Flood their Web site with bogus sightings. Get your clients to get 10 friends to text in fake sightings of any number of stars. A couple hundred conflicting sightings and this Web site is worthless. No need to try to create new laws to restrict free speech. Just make them useless. That's the fun of it. And then sit back and enjoy the ride. Thanks, George.

SOURCE: Page Six | MSNBC

TOPIC #10: THIS WEEK AND LAST WEEK
Last Week


Ice Age: The Meltdown ($70.5, #1 at box-office)
ATL ($12.5, #3 at box-office)
Slither ($3.6, #8 at box-office)
Basic Instinct 2 ($3.2, #10 at box-office)

This Week


Lucky Number Slevin
The Benchwarmers
Phat Girlz
Take the Lead

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