'Nurse 3D' Trailer Looks Pretty Dumb

My schedule's been murder

Nurse 3D trailer
Uh, whatcha doin' down there? And what's with the angry face?
Photo: Lionsgate

After watching the trailer for Nurse 3D it's clear to me this movie could either be a) so awful it's good or b) just awful. I don't see much room in-between.

Paz De La Huerta ("Boardwalk Empire") plays a crazy nurse who forms a crush on a new employee (Katrina Bowden) and the film will play up the whole fantasy of girl on girl sex mixed with CG blood and guts coming at you in 3D!!!! Okay, now I'm just leaning more toward option B. Especially considering it's been gestating in Lionsgate's vaults since about 2012.

The film hits theaters on February 7, check out the trailer below.

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  • http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/profile/TheLastEquivocationofBrist/ TheLastEquivocationofBrist

    This is what happens when you leave Boardwalk Empire. I shudder to think what Michael Pitt will show up in next.

  • http://cineenuruguay.com/ Driver

    What kind of title is that?

  • https://twitter.com/delaney_david David Delaney

    Haha, what on earth is this ? "My schedules been murder" is absolute gold.

  • Good Grief

    Something tells me Paz De La Huerta doesn't mind being typecast as "That girl who doesn't mind taking her clothes off...a lot."
    It could be a little slice of campy fun with a few friends and beers but it definitely doesn't look cinema worthy.

  • http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/profile/JimmyB/ Jimmy B

    In terms of tone and quality, I'm hoping for something along the lines of Piranha 3D, but chances are it'll be closer to Piranha 3DD.

  • Vince O.

    It doesn't look good but it looks watchable.

    By that I mean, I'll watch it no matter how awful it is because everything looks so silly.

  • http://12angrycinephiles.wordpress.com The Caker Baker

    I'm liking this 3d horror thing. Not sure why I'm liking it, but I am.

  • http://letterboxd.com/austin/ Austin Gorski

    Is this actually getting a wide release? Oh god...

  • http://timeforafilm.com/ Alex Thomas

    But... but.... Katrina Bowden! <3

  • http://letterboxd.com/gman/ G-Man

    Haha - kind of reminds me of Swimfan.

  • Zhash Johnson

    Razzie Time!!!