Cannes Movie Review: You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger (2010)
Woody Allen misses the mark again
Photo: Sony Pictures Classics
Woody Allen threw up a bit of a misfire last year with Whatever Works, a film I seemed to enjoy a little more than most, but would never argue with anyone that disliked it with any kind of real passion. His 2010 entry, You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger isn't an improvement as it lacks any real sense of worth. "Why is this story being told?" would be an appropriate question even though you are mildly intrigued by where it may go.
The cast includes Josh Brolin, Anthony Hopkins, Naomi Watts, Freida Pinto, Antonio Banderas, Lucy Punch, Gemma Jones and Ewen Bremner. For more information on this film including pictures, trailers and a detailed synopsis choose from the following menu.
Review
"You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger" is a Sony Pictures Classics release, directed by Woody Allen and is rated R for some language. The running time is 1 hour 38 minutes.
Naomi Watts plays Sally, the daughter to Alfie (Anthony Hopkins), who has left his wife, Helena (Gemma Jones), in pursuit of his youth and marries a one-time prostitute 40 years his younger (Lucy Punch). In turn, Helena has placed her fate in the hands of a nutty fortune-teller who guides her every decision.
Meanwhile, Sally and her husband, Roy (Josh Brolin), are still counting on Helena for money to live by. Sally works crazy hours at an art gallery where she's got a crush on her boss (Antonio Banderas) and Roy is a struggling author with a crush on the girl across the street (Frieda Pinto).
As this convoluted web of relationships-ready-to-implode gets underway I began to lose interest as nothing all that interesting ever seems to happen. The comedy is limited to say the least, and what funny parts there are, are repeated so often they become more annoying than anything else.
Lucy Punch playing the younger, gold-digging bimbo at Alfie's side has plenty of fun with the role and Punch is quite good, but you can only go to that well so many times before it becomes rote and uninteresting. The same goes for Helena's weekly visits following her time spent with her charlatan guide, Cristal (Pauline Collins). Helena barges in on Sally and Roy, spouting off Cristal's visions as facts. Roy's consistent annoyance is funny, but again, the overuse runs any comedy there was into the ground.
Brolin, Watts and Punch stand out in the film and Frieda Pinto shows some true talent in her first role since Slumdog Millionaire where she was more the mysterious, pretty newcomer. However, I am now looking forward to Julian Schnabel's Miral with even more interest, hoping what I saw here was the start of something good rather than a sophomore fluke.
I enjoy Woody Allen's movies, and his classics are some of the best films I've ever seen, but You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger just doesn't quite do it. To this point Allen has directed 41 feature films and either written or co-written all of them, and with that comes expectations and comparisons. Similarities in style and tone are obvious and it's when Allen finds that little something extra when his films truly click. Recently Vicky Cristina Barcelona did that for me and I am now left to wait and see if Midnight in Paris will be the next.
You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger is played Outside the Competition at the 63rd Cannes Film Festival.
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Woody is an incredible artist but the sad thing about him is that he never could blend humor and pathos without dividing his movies in two half. The humor stands out like it´s quite another movie. The jokes just to pop out like rockets, they were not integral with the story, they´re punch lines. Then he turns to phony comical philosphical jargon as best noted in Annie Hall and Manhattan: muted laughs at best. For my money his best and most underrated movie is Love and Death. But I admire the man, the artist. And now approaching 80 he´s still very much alive.
He co-wrote Annie Hall and Manhattan (Marshal Brickman); he contributed to his earliest comdies in the 60´s but they´re not referred to as Woody Allen movies. He´s starred in only one movie that he did not direct: The Front back in 1976.The rest is his own.
Don't forget about "Antz." Unless you don't count animated movies…