'Monuments Men', 'Nurse 3D' and 'Maps to the Stars' in Today's MPAA Ratings Bulletin

MPAA Ratings for The Monuments Men and Maps to the Stars
Latest MPAA Ratings: BULLETIN NO: 2304

The first MPAA Ratings Bulletin of the new year has arrived and it includes ratings for David Cronenberg's latest outing with Robert Pattinson, Maps to the Stars as well as a pair of films set to go head-to-head on February 7 in George Clooney's The Monuments Men and the long-gestating horror Nurse 3D directed by Doug Aarniokoski and starring Paz De La Huerta as a crazy, blood-obsessed nurse... or something like that.

I've included the complete

Avengers Confidential: Black Widow & Punisher
Rated PG-13 For sequences of action violence.
Death Do Us Part
Rated R For violence, language, some sexual material and brief drug use.
Deepsea Challenge
Rated PG For language and brief disaster images.
Rated PG-13 For some intense sequences of violence and terror.
Rated R For strong disturbing violence and sexual content, graphic nudity, language and some drug material.
Release Date: TBA 2014
Missing William
Rated PG For thematic elements, violence and language.
Rated PG-13 For some images of war violence and historical smoking.
Release Date: February 7, 2014
Mr. Jones
Rated PG-13 For terror, frightening images, a scene of sexuality and brief language.
My Man Is A Loser
Rated R For pervasive language, sexual content and some graphic nudity.
Rated R For bloody violence, strong sexual content, language and some graphic nudity.
Release Date: February 7, 2014
Rated R For bloody martial arts fights, violence, language and a sexual image.
When Santa Fell To Earth
Rated PG For mild peril and some language.
  • http://letterboxd.com/austin/ Austin Gorski

    Historical smoking...wow.

  • http://www.twitter.com/GregDinskisk GregDinskisk

    "... and historical smoking."

    Okay, now they GOTTA be fucking with us.

    Also, Maps to the Stars is my #1 most anticipated of the year, so seeing it complete is fantastic!!!!! Premiere at SXSW or Cannes?
    Probably Cannes.

  • http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/profile/Hudsucker/ Hudsucker

    I'm not just smoking, I'm smoking HISTORICALLY!

    • The Dog-Biting Man

      Them descriptions. I'm a pack my things to NC-17land.

  • http://couchpotatodigest.blogspot.com Matt Taylor

    If I was a parent, I'd be fine with my kids seeing a film with just "smoking." But "historical smoking" is where I draw the line.

  • http://letterboxd.com/gman/ G-Man

    Is it bad that I'm intrigued by Nurse 3D? Will only go if I can find a 2D screening though.

    • http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/ Brad Brevet

      Watching Nurse 3D in 2D, that's a contradiction that just might open a vortex to another world.

  • http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/profile/Corbin/ Corbin

    Historical smoking? Why?

  • http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/profile/EDodds/ Eric Dodds

    Guys it means pipe smoking.

    • http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/profile/TheLastEquivocationofBrist/ TheLastEquivocationofBrist

      Gandalf should be a one-man R rating then.

    • http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/profile/markiemark/ Mark

      haha ..I think they are laughing at the point that no matter what smoking is well... smoking. They really didn't have to specify.