'Indiana Jones 5' In 2028!
George Lucas stumbles, hits his head, and...
What is the deal with sequels and online movies sites? Well, a new one is out there as George Lucas is flapping his lips with a potential fifth film in the Indiana Jones franchise telling Fox News:
I haven't even told Steven or Harrison this, but I have an idea to make Shia [LaBeouf] the lead character next time and have Harrison [Ford] come back like Sean Connery did in the last movie. I can see it working out."
What a novel idea huh? Can't believe he thought of it all on his own? I wonder if there is anyway to put lightsabers in it. Or, maybe even make it animated!
After doing a quick bit of math, seeing how Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade was released in 1989 and Lucas and Steven Spielberg were able to get things together and bring us Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull a short 19 years later I am going to assume Indiana Jones and the Even Longer Sequel Title Starring The Beef will hit theaters in 2028 featuring an 88-year-old Harrison Ford and a washed-up 42-year-old Shia LaBeouf after being involved in Michael Bay's comeback film Bad Boys 3.
It is gonna be a killer year in 2028!
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Lets hope this never happens…. Damn, they wasted Marions youth. She should have come back in a fourth one in 1992, but they just wanted to let it go to hell. Even as late as 2008, they could have made it work. But she and Harrison had no time for the old Chemistry. The reason, people have forgotten how to take fun seriously. It's more important to them to make a BIG HUGE BETTER THEN EVER CGI movie then to have subtlies, chemistry, the sound of rain outside, the flicker of a candle, the un-spliced orginainality of familiar music…. They just made a mess and owe it to the fans (who are now half embarrased) to do a fith onhe (AT LEAST) as good as Last Crusade.
It's not like Star Wars, which was insperational and then got more or less mocked up and turned into a fat mans cartoon dream…. Indiana was always 75 percent real, which made it cool, romantic as hell, but damn good! You could actually say, I want to grow up and be like Indy, and live a life of adventures, ask yourself "what would Indy do", without having to say, "well, that's another gaLAXI…", BECAUSE IT WASN'T…. It was a guy doing things that, for the mopst part, were at least half concievable. I never really noticed what a brilliant balance that was until they fucked it up.