THE GOSSIP SHEET: March 22, 2007

Enjoy if you can, today is more melancholy than most...

By: Brad Brevet
Published: Thursday, March 22nd 2007 at 8:25 PM

It is official, Hollywood is messed up. More DUI's, another young rehab patient and I am still reporting on Anna Nicole's death. Yikes!

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Tom Cruise is trying to convert the Beckhams to the church of ET. [WWTDD]

Dlisted is reporting two sources that the Spears/Federline divorce is close to a settlement and perhaps Federline will be keeping the kids and getting something like $20 million. Not bad for the man who took on the role of ruining Brit's career. He truly succeeded. [Dlisted]

Vivica A. Fox has been busted for DUI. [TMZ]

More rumors that Tom Cruise is controlling Katie Holmes. I am so tired of this stupid story, but it is all the rags have now. [US Magazine]

Lindsay Lohan's mom is now getting magazine articles, this one is in Bazaar. Who reads this crap? Perhaps the same people reading this article… Oops, read on folks! [NY Post]

Kate Beckinsale goes blonde for her new role in Winged Creatures. [Popsugar]

I did think Isla Fisher was hot, but now it seems like she just looks good in movies. [Popsugar]

Rose McGowan forgot her bra… oops for her… [Hollywood Tuna]

Yesterday I posted a link to an article about Jenna Jameson confronting her weight issue. She was blaming it on her divorce with her ex-husband. This was all done via MySpace and now her ex-hubby is fighting back. Dlisted has all the info, and it is nothing more than what you would expect from a seemingly anorexic pornstar. [Dlisted]

Ha, some news from CNN in the GOSSIP SHEET. Actor Woody Harrelson's father, Charles Harrelson, died of a heart attack in the Supermax federal prison where he was serving two life sentences for the murder of a federal judge, officials said Wednesday. [CNN]

It's Natalie Portman's nude scene from Goya's Ghosts, but there isn't a lot to see and if this turns you on you really should call someone.

[YouTube]

Anna Nicole's daughter will be DNA tested. Yay! [TMZ]

One of my favorite music videos ever, just because I wanted to share:

[YouTube]

Argh, this Jordan guy is one lucky mofo. [Popsugar]

John Tucker checks into rehab? Studios should make rehab a mandatory thing for anyone under the age of 25. [Page Six]

Monica Bellucci is out on the town and still hot for 42 years-old. [Just Jared]

The Michael Jackson sightings continue. My only question is will this guy be able to ever make an album again and if he does will it sell at all? [Just Jared]

This was my first look at this Sanjaya kid from American Idol. He isn't as bad as I heard he was… Is this just a decent performance?

[YouTube]

Okay, things have gone too far… read the first comment under this article. [SOMG]

Rumer Willis (Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's daughter) plays with condoms. [IDLYITW]

10:30 AM on Monday, March 26 we will learn why Anna Nicole died. [TMZ]

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