THE GOSSIP SHEET: March 21, 2007

Not as many links so you can actually get some real work done.

By: Brad Brevet
Published: Wednesday, March 21st 2007 at 8:16 PM

It's a rather short Gossip Sheet today, but still some good stuff to click through.

Britney is cured! Her children are running in fear! [WWTDD]

Will Smith installed a state of the art toilet that renders wiping obsolete. What a world we live in eh? [yeeeah!]

Keanu Reeves hit a paparazzi. Someone tell Keanu that following in Lindsay's footsteps is not a good career move. [E! Online]

Remember that picture of Gene Simmons after his face lift? Well here is the actual operation:

[YouTube]

Jenna Jameson explains why she is now skinny and gross. [Dlisted]

Scarlett gives some fans some side boob, don't expect much more too soon. [Egotastic]

Doesn't Lindsay Lohan get it? Just because GQ offers you a slutty photo shoot and the cover you don't have to take it! Then again, she is already on every gossip rag out there looking like a whore, why not get paid for it right? [Linds-Lo]

Is Evangeline Lilly really TV's hottest female? [ICYDK]

Hey, it's Anna Kournikova in a shitty green outfit. [Just Jared]

Damn, Queen Latifah has more "guts" than me. [SOMG]

Natalie Portman at the Knicks game. Apparently the game stopped and the players just watched her. [Popsugar]

Scarlett in Vogue and looking very airbrushed. [Popsugar]

Rumor has it that People/Hello paid almost $2 million for the first pics of Angelina's new Vietnamese kid. That = silly [Radar Online]

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