THE GOSSIP SHEET: March 15, 2007

Tonya Harding will kick your ass and Fergie's face no longer looks like ass

By: Brad Brevet
Published: Thursday, March 15th 2007 at 7:30 PM

Well folks, here is the latest edition and I know you guys like those NSFW links and fortunately we have a few. On top of that I will thank 'amnesiac01' right now instead of at the end as he seems to want to take over the Gossip Sheet and I am considering firing off an email and handing it to him. Enjoy!

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The Iranian government has denounced 30o, because they find it offensive. Gerard Butler probably just makes them feel self conscious. [IDLYITW]

Jude Law hooked up with Cameron Diaz. Damn, Judy's really getting it with all the chicks that were hot three years ago! [Popsugar]

Jessica Simpson is getting ready for a baby. Social Services is getting ready for a Spears-Simpson rescue mission. [WWTDD]

Daddy Lohan is out of jail. As of now, he is also the most respectable Lohan. [Yahoo]

Avril Lavigne says that it's ok to spit on paparazzi photogs, because they are "the scum of the earth". Gee, Avril, does this mean that it's ok for me to spit on you because your music sucks, and you and your pop-punk jack-ass of a husband take respectability away from Canadians like myself and my potential wives Evangeline Lilly and Rachel McAdams? [StarPulse]

Britney left rehab to go to Kfed's birthday party. It was nice of him to hire a clown for any children present. [City Rag]

This guy is upset about the "offensiveness" of the gay jokes on American Idol. He obviously takes homophobia way too seriously. [EW PopWatch]

In a Maxim feature on the Grindhouse Girls, Fergie reveals that Quentin Tarantino bit her. I, personally, do not blame him. Homeboy Quentin was hungry, and Fergie's face resembles a porterhouse steak. [Just Jared]

Even more Fergie news Egotastic has a look at how to turn her into something pretty using the wonderous invention… PhotoShop. [Egotastic]

Ex-Spice Girl, Melanie C, is still on the scene and she wants candy!

[Pop Bytes]

Jesus, you can now leave an inspirational message for Britney Spears on her website. She is hurting for attention, love and probably some meth. [BritneySpears.com]

This is great, I received the new DVD for The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning and haven't opened it yet, but Pajiba did and they did a real-time review of it. Nothing more really needs to be said. [Pajiba]

Bam Margera wants you to look at his wife naked. So go ahead and look. [IDLYITW]

Life magazine interviewed Chris Rock and when asked, "Is this country ready for an African American president?" he responded saying, "It's ready for a retarded president, why wouldn't it be ready for an African American president?" Ouch! [Life]

Why didn't Gene Wilder play Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Because Oompa Loompas melted his face. [Dlisted]

Ryan Reynolds wised up and dropped Alanis and is now hanging with uber hot Jessica Biel. Nice job kid. [StarPulse]

Carmen Electra plays a porn star in a movie called I Want Candy. I wonder if Mel C is performing the title song? [Hollywood Tuna]

Sienna Miller is naked on the beach and you have already clicked to look. [IDLYITW]

Aretha Franklin looks like Grimace, just not purple. [Dlisted]

Is Uma Thurman getting hitched? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Oh my god! Look at Tonya Harding! [Dlisted]

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