THE GOSSIP SHEET: December 5, 2007

Lindsey Lohan has a new boyfriend already!

By: Sarah Luoma
Published: Wednesday, December 5th 2007 at 11:50 AM

Can anything else go wrong for Britney? Spears is back in the news again with more child custody problems, Heather Mills naked, McDreamy signs on with Versace, and more on Lindsey Lohan's love life! Plus a video that is bound to make you laugh!

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Heather Mills is all kinds of naked… and she said she never did it… Tsk, Tsk… [EvilBeet]

It's not celebrity gossip, but it is funny as hell… Watch this news report as the anchor can barely contain himself as he reports on a woman upset about her ass implants.

[Break.com]

"Ridin' Dirty" rapper Pimp C, who's real name is Chad Butler, was found dead in an LA hotel room. [APNEWS]

Dave Chappelle tells jokes for 6 hours, 12 minutes. Were they all funny? [CNN]

Brad Pitt working on "Make It Right" project. The project will build 150 green houses throughout the Lower Ninth Ward neighborhood that was demolished by Hurricane Katrina. Pitt is looking for donations from politicians, foundations, companies, and individuals. Pitt and his comrads have pooled their money to build 6 houses so far. The cost of each house is $150,000.00. It looks like big Papa Pitt is going to have to bust open that wallet again. [CSMONITOR]

Dennis and wife Kimberly Quad suing US pharmaceuticals group Baxter after the overdose of their newborn twins. [YAHOO]

Terri Hatcher from "Desperate Housewives" is being sued for two million dollars over a lip gloss contract! The Hydroderm company says Hatcher was too busy endorsing another companies products. [YAHOO]

After threatening to retire to his farm in Maine because he's just too damn tired Dempsey signs on with Versace. Patrick Dempsey, aka McDreamy, will be the new face in Versace's 2008 men's spring/summer line. Dempsey is quoted as saying "It was so lovely to work with Donatella Versace, she is an iconic and inspirational woman and a wonderful person, not to mention what a pleasure it was to work with Mario Testino, too, one of the world's finest photographers." Show me the green and I would spruce right up too! [SFGATE]

Janet Jackson won't join the Jackson Five tour because she doesn't like her brother! [SFGATE]

Kate Walsh comes to the aid of newly engaged Jennifer Love Hewitt and her bikini pictures on "The View". [USMAGAZINE]

Forbes 2007 list of the 20 Top Earners under 25!

1. LeBron James, $27 million
2. Reggie Bush, $24 million
3. Maria Sharapova, $23 million
4. Michelle Wie, $19 million
5. Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen, $17 million each
6. Daniel Radcliffe, $15 million
7. Hilary Duff, $12 million
8. Avril Lavigne, $12 million
9. Carmelo Anthony, $10 million
10.Keira Knightley, $9 million
11.Carrie Underwood, $7 million
12.Scarlett Johansson, $5 million
13.Mischa Barton, $4.5 million
14.Dakota Fanning, $4 million
15.Emma Watson, $4 million
16.Rupert Grint, $4 million
17.Miley Cyrus, $3.5 million
18.Lindsay Lohan, $3.5 million
19.Mandy Moore, $3.5 million
20.Frankie Muniz, $3 million

[POPCRUNCH]

Lindsey Lohan dumped Riley Giles for Heath Ledger?! [EWISE]

Ashley Tisdale talks about her nose job. [PEOPLE]

At least something motivates Britney these days because the 10 a day latte fix from Starbucks sure isn't! After attempting to blow off yet another committment Britney's record label says "Jive hired Wayne Isham to direct, had all the dancers there – hair, makeup and everything. But she refused to come. Jive was really upset. They were already paying everyone overtime, and finally Britney showed up 12 hours late – but only after they told her they were going to give the video shoot to another Jive artist, Samantha Jade." [NYPOST]

Actress Scarlett Johansson is suing US Weekly regarding a cover story that she claims implied falsely that she had plastic surgery. Find out what her publicist said about the suit. [lalate news]

Update on the Spears/Federline custody battle- Spears now has to answer to Child Welfare Services who are now after the "Pieces of Me" singer for multiple child abuse and neglect allegations! Their current custody arrangements will remain the same until the investigation is completed. Spears will continue to pay Federline $15,000.00 a month for child support since the washed up rapper has no reported income! [YAHOO]

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