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does someone go from selling scripts for $3-4 million
to disappearing for six years only to come back and make
a tiny $15 million movie? Well, that is the story of
Shane
Black, the screenwriter behind the
Lethal
Weapon series and such films as
The Last Boy
Scout and
The Long Kiss Goodnight and he is
now back, but it wasn't exactly a pretty road.
In the early '90s Black sold his script for The
Last Boy Scout for over $1 million and then
followed that up in '95 by selling his script for The
Long Kiss Goodnight for over $3 million. There
was a perceived competition between him and screenwriter
Joe Eszterhas (Basic
Instinct, Showgirls),
which ultimately became the reason he faded from
the Hollywood scene.
"Everyone
talking about the money," Black said. "I would get
stopped and someone would say, 'Hey, nice to meet
you. Yeah, you're really something.' I would say thank
you and they would say, 'Man, the money you make!?!'
I would say, 'Well, did you see the movie?'
"'No, I didn't see the movie, but you and Joe Eszterhas
are really duking it out for the cash!'
"They didn't even know anything about the movie,
is all they knew about was how much money I made.
It's like showing your dirty laundry to the public
and not only that, the public gets their friends
and pretty soon you've got the whole town marching
single file past your laundry pointing at all the
brown spots. I thought this was not quite the way
I want to do things. I want to do a small film; I
want to direct; I want to get away from action. Also
over that money thing, goddamn that money! I lost
a couple friends over it, it was just a bad scene."
Shane's thoughts on the money are simple, "These
are money records! This is my agent, this is how
good my agent is, it has nothing to do with me. The
truth was, I was someone that just wanted to write
stories, someone that just wanted to become a better
writer than the one I was. I wanted to keep going
and keep advancing. I was about done with action
pictures, what I tried to do was to write a romantic
comedy."
Romantic
comedy? To all of you cringing out there just now, Kiss
Kiss, Bang Bang is not your typical film,
it is not a romantic comedy just as much as it is
not a crime thriller. This film takes everything
those genres have to offer and flips them on their
head.
So Shane set out to write his "romantic comedy" under
the advisement and guidance of writer/director James
L. Brooks (As
Good as It Gets, Spanglish).
"I basically wrote this romantic comedy trying
to be Jim Brooks. I was really into As Good as
It Gets and I thought, 'Wow, something more like
that. Less actiony,' and I wrote this really dark
romantic comedy, but it was really dark, and I was
like 50 pages in when Brooks read some of the pages.
Although initially enthusiastic when I was 20 pages
in, but by the time I was 50 pages in he said, 'You
know, I gotta tell yah, this is pretty damn dark.
It seems like you are kind of at sea here, floundering
a little bit. It's like you're trying to be me here
or something.' I was like, 'Well, Jesus Christ he
knows, he caught on.'
"He goes, 'What about Chinatown for
instance? Here is a movie that is character driven,
it's a suspense story, a lot of mystery, it's got
a bitter ending, twists and turns – it's a genre
picture, but it's not an action picture.'"
Shane said, "So instead of taking the huge step
of writing something utterly antithetical to the
action pictures to which I had been associated, I
just said, 'What if I took my romantic comedy and
made it this sort of cross between a romantic comedy,
kids in the big city kind of film, and a murder mystery
also, but kind of dark as well, very edgy.' What
you get is this edgy sort of romantic thriller that's
sort of the bastard child of two fathers really.
On the one hand James L. Brooks and the other Joel
Silver, who shepherded the thing and guided me and
practically sat on my shoulders during the editing
process until we got it just they way we wanted."
With a finished script in hand Shane began shopping
his project, the only difference this time – he attached
himself as the director and there was nothing that
was going to change that, "That's probably why it
was so hard to get it made, because I had attached
myself as director. I couldn't stand doing all the
hard work of screenwriting anymore and then giving
it all away, just wasn't working for me. It takes
too much effort to sit down and write a screenplay
that works, and then to send it off and then see
it on the screen in one form or another that I may
not like even is the equivalent of giving away the
fun and just doing the work."
So
after getting turned down everywhere he went he head
back to old reliable, Mr. Joel Silver whom had produced
the Lethal Weapon films and The Last Boy
Scout and a match was made, "This movie would
have never happened, but Joel liked it," Black said. "I
had the advantage of coming back after some years,
no one gave a shit about me anymore, and the script
was very unusual and no one really liked it, except
I happened to know the biggest producer in Hollywood
who was willing to make a $15 million movie because
he found it to be interesting."
Then it came time to cast the roles of Harry Lockhart
(Robert
Downey Jr.) and Perry van Shrike (Val
Kilmer), better known as Gay Perry, but before
we get into that, where did these two polar opposite
characters come from?
Shane tells us, "The movie itself echoes my own
feelings having read books when I was a kid and thinking
that's what men were like – James Bond or the like.
They're not, you can't be that tough. So when I would
attempt to be tough and reality would slap me back
down I realized, 'Shit, in real life you can't be
that.' So this movie sort of reflects these schleps,
normal people who can sense the call of that presence,
calling to them to be heroic like in fiction except
they're not up to the task, in real life they're
getting slapped down. So Downey's character is basically
the anti-tough guy hero that is molded from my own
experience, a guy who is desperately trying to fill
shoes that he can't.
"Then the movie is not about people who are necessarily
traditionally heroic like my other movies, but people
who find ways in which to be heroic." He continues, "As
for the Kilmer character, right now we're already
dealing with masculine archetypes and what tough
is, what male is, things like that. So it seemed
interesting to me in a movie where everyone is trying
to measure up to some ideal of toughness to which
they'll aspire, but they'll never attain it makes
sense that the one guy that does measure up is gay – once
again, real life versus fiction."
Shane draws comparisons to "Will & Grace" and America's
growing acceptance of gay people, but he also realized
one thing when writing the movie, "I've never seen
a movie, that I can think of, when the chips are
down there's a guy who kicks open the door and shoots
everyone and saves your ass and that's the gay guy.
That's the case here. You have the one that actually
knows how to use a gun, who's the tough guy hero."
Like I said, flipping the genre right on its head, "It's
a reversal of a lot of things that you are used to
in the traditional mold of the tough guy story," he
said. "There's a lot of images of masculinity and
toughness throughout these action movies which seem
to be so much about ejaculation anyway with all these
cannons and guns and everything spurting and going
off all the time. In this movie it's like, 'Well
okay, why not make it literal? Let's have him shoot
a guy with his penis at one point.'"
While that may sound a bit odd, it isn't completely
literal. Shane's approach was to celebrate "masculinity
in a way the '70s movies used to – tough guys of
the '70s were so much more interesting and the '60s."
Obviously
Downey and Kilmer found their way into the film.
Downey as the wannabe tough guy that just can't measure
up and Kilmer as the gay private eye that more than
measures up, but there can also be concerns here.
Both Kilmer and Downey are known as two actors that
aren't necessarily the easiest to work with, but
Shane didn't seem to be discouraged, "Of course Joel
and I looked at each other and said, 'Val Kilmer
and Robert Downey?' there was a little bit of apprehension.
Frankly though, they both performed impeccably, all
the hype is for nothing. All the stuff about their
being difficult… not on this picture, maybe on someone
else's movie."
It didn't even take much convincing to get the
two guys into their parts, "Kilmer wanted to do a
comedy, and it's Joel Silver, I don't even pretend
it's me. Here's Joel Silver offering a movie to Robert
Downey Jr. to star in, of course Downey's going to
take that if the script is halfway decent. He needs
a starring role, he hasn't had one in years. Now
he's got a lot."
Shane continued, "Kilmer had just come available
when we decided to cast that role, and we were doing
it for $15 million and there was some pressure to
do it for a lot more and the studio encouraged offers
to Harrison
Ford, people like that, but when we said let's
just do it for fifteen that was the precise moment
Val Kilmer had just come available and his agent
had just been calling, it felt fortuitous."
So with no problems with these two and the two
of them getting along so well, I wasn't convinced
there was absolutely nothing juicy Shane could tell
me from the set. If you have already checked out
the Val and Robert feature [click
here] you know what I am talking about, these
two are wild men!
Shane tells us, "On the set Kilmer is sort of a
goofball, he's a funny guy, not many people know
that. He's desperate for people to know that, he's
like, 'Didn't they see Real Genius?' but he
admits that he's been playing all these heavy, heavy
roles – he's like Mr. Intensity. I think he wanted
a chance to expand people's awareness of what he
is capable of doing.
"Downey's very intense, he stands close to you
when he is talking, and he's looking in your eyes
because he doesn't want your solicitude, he doesn't
want your pity, he just wants you to be straight
with him, no condescension. Treat him like a professional,
he's there to do his job. As long as you're straight
with him he's fine.
"They have a task, and part of that task is having
fun and liking each other enough so that it appears
spontaneous and natural, so that it comes off as
a genuine relationship between two people who've
become used to each other," Shane said, but there
were some eccentricities.
"Val would ride his little bicycle around the set,
and Downey would do Kung Fu, he studies Wing Chung,
he had a trainer there. It's a little eccentric,
one guy's doing Kung Fu and the other guy's going
around on a bicycle he's three sizes too small for,
but eccentricity to me does not signify 'difficult.'
I'm happy with eccentricity. Please, give me more."
So, with Kiss Kiss in the bag and rave reviews
pouring in from all corners of the world, where does
Black go from here?
"My
hope is that I can get into the horror genre and
find something unusual there that intrigues me. Kiss
Kiss, Bang Bang conjures all the elements, all
the things I love about private eye movies and the
tough guys of the '60s, I'd like to do the same thing
with a horror story, because I hate slasher movies.
I wanna make an unusual horror movie, I'm not even
sure what it would be yet, but it's an attempt, similarly,
to conjure up all the elements I love about horror
films and try to assemble something that represents
my take on what I would like to see in a horror film. The
Exorcist is my favorite film so it's surprising
I haven't tried horror sooner."
On top of that it doesn't seem like Shane will
be leaving his scripts for someone else to direct
ever again, "Write the movie; it's hard, pull your
hair out, but then you get to put it on its feet
and it's a blast, so much fun. I'd like to say it
was difficult, and I had a terrible time, but it
was actually a snap. It was actually really fun and
all I can do is hope to do it again."
Is it going to be another six years before we hear
from Shane again?
"God I hope not. I really do."