I guess I should thank movies like Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters for showing me exactly what a shitty movie looks like. I honestly have no idea how this ever got greenlit and within 15 minutes of having it in my DVD player I was debating taking a nose dive off my balcony.

Based on the Cartoon Network's show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" this film involves three characters. first up is Frylock, a large box of fries, the next is a milkshake called Master Shake and finally we have a ball of raw meat called Meatwad. These three characters talk to each other and live out their lives of squalor until a possessed piece of exercise equipment threatens the entire world. Then there are a few dumb ass robots and a floating watermelon that all come into the picture as the origins of Frylock, Master Shake and Meatwad are revealed.

If you have half a brain I can't see how you can possibly enjoy this terrible movie. I have never seen the show and have no idea if the stories are as disjointed and poorly tossed together as this one, but I was so frustrated after this film's 87 minute run time that all I wanted to do was use the discs as Frisbees and see just how far they could fly.

I skipped the special features after I tried watching what is referred to as the "80 minute deleted movie" on the second disc, which is nothing more than raw animation with voice over. Quite simply it is mind numbing and may cause seizures in young children although that is so far unproven.

Don't ever watch this movie, and after you read this sentence don't ever think about it again.