Bash A Gay, Get a Civil Rights Movement, so Decrees the Right-Wing's Elmer Fudd
BY: David Frank |
November 19th 2008
Just when I think I’m warming up to Mikey “I Rock the Bass for God” Huckabee, he goes and says something so atrocious that I wish his God would get on with the Rapture and relieve us of his presence. The guy has a decent sense of humor, but I don’t think he was joking when he spouted the following toad shit on The View:
“People who are homosexuals should have every right in terms of their civil rights, to be employed, to do anything they want. But that’s not really the issue. I know you talked about it and I think you got into it a little bit early on. But when we’re talking about a redefinition of an institution, that’s different than individual civil rights. We’re never going to convince each other…But here is the difference. Bull Connor was hosing people down in the streets of Alabama. John Lewis got his skull cracked on the Selma bridge.”
Getting beyond the mind-numbing contradiction of his statement–”homosexuals should have every right in terms of their civil rights, to be employed, to do anything they want (unless of course they want to marry one another, fuck that shit Yaweh style)”–Huckabee displays a sickening level of callow ignorance here. Hmm yes, obviously Gay Bashing is a figment of the liberal media’s imagination, just like evolution and the First Amendment.
Apparently Huckabee forgot about the late Harvey Milk or Matthew Shepard (among the thousands of homosexuals murdered in the last quarter of a century). Or perhaps he thinks they were just a couple of queers who forgot to avoid bullets, fists, and fences.
So John McCain for all purposes just won the Republican nomination. First, not that there was any chance after the last several weeks, but thank Jeebus that Mike Huckabee is gone. That mofo is fucking nuts. One month of that crazy batshitter in the White House would make me scream for the good ol’ liberal days of Dubya. That guy’s the nutty president from any movie or book about a bible thumping prez who sets off a nuclear holocaust. Shit, he’d be just like the Prez from Escape From L.A. Scary. However, with that said, I have to at least give Huckabee credit for his great sense of humor. And that’s always a positive. Muthafucka is still rat batty though.
As for McCain, well, the Republicans just chose their John Kerry. A complete bore. He better pray to Jerry Falwell’s fucked up God that Barack Obama doesn’t cinch the Democratic nom tonight. Just picture these two on the same stage.
Obama’s presence alone would decimate McCain. And that’s before Obama even opened his mouth. McCain is two toilet paper rolls from being classified as mummy.
But, despite the Obama roll, I’ve got the sick feeling we Democrats will end up picking Hillary Clinton. Why? Because we’re unimaginative and like a challenge. It’s why we chose Kerry 4 years ago. We’re fucking retarded. She’s also a complete bore. If McCain and Clinton debate, there better be explosions or streakers or a rock off or the public and the press will need meth, by the assload. Unless of course you’re Chris “EVERY NIGHT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT NIGHT IN US HISTORY!!!” Matthews. I’m listening to him right now. He’s never met a hyperbole he couldn’t pump up even more. I use to like the guy. But now that I’m not drunk, he’s an idiot. My favorite quote today. “It doesn’t get anymore important than tonight. Seriously folks this is important.” Yeah I didn’t pick up on tonight being important when you said “It doesn’t get anymore important than tonight.” What a fucking hyper dimwit.
Blizzard again. Went in at 5am to so I could leave at 1pm and beat the storm and take Amanda to work since she hates driving in this shit. But that means I have to pick her up at 10 in the middle of this stuff. Expecting 1 foot of snow. I’m going to have to dig out my truck.
Listening to MSNBC for Super Tuesday coverage. I love Chris Matthews. The guy is non-stop hyperbole. I’m an Obama man. But as for the republicans…I don’t know but here’s the deal. I’m rooting for McCain b/c he’s some what of an open-minded guy…although over the last few years he’s gone sort of bat shit, and he’s definitely a total panderer now, as opposed to 2000. Part of me believes he doesn’t believe half the shit he says these days and is just trying to get the right-wing Christian vote, then he’ll cast them aside if he won. That’s me being optimistic. However, if he wins the Republican nomination I believe he has the best chance of the Republican candidates to win the White House. Don’t want that. However, the idea of Romney or Huckabee being the Presidential Nominee for the Republicans literally scares the shit out of me. These guys are fucking nuts (especially Huckabee). And even the slightest idea of them ending up as the President strikes the fear in me. The FEAR!!!!
For no good reason I’m posting this pic of me in my friend’s coat. She’s like a size 1. SO this is really a fat man in a little woman’s coat. I look like I’m taking a shit. And yes I’m full of saki.
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