Mikey “I<3″ Huckabee Needs Some of the Ol’ Ultra-Violence in His Civil Rights Movements

Bash A Gay, Get a Civil Rights Movement, so Decrees the Right-Wing's Elmer Fudd

Just when I think I’m warming up to Mikey “I Rock the Bass for God” Huckabee, he goes and says something so atrocious that I wish his God would get on with the Rapture and relieve us of his presence. The guy has a decent sense of humor, but I don’t think he was joking when he spouted the following toad shit on The View:

“People who are homosexuals should have every right in terms of their civil rights, to be employed, to do anything they want. But that’s not really the issue. I know you talked about it and I think you got into it a little bit early on. But when we’re talking about a redefinition of an institution, that’s different than individual civil rights. We’re never going to convince each other…But here is the difference. Bull Connor was hosing people down in the streets of Alabama. John Lewis got his skull cracked on the Selma bridge.”

Getting beyond the mind-numbing contradiction of his statement–”homosexuals should have every right in terms of their civil rights, to be employed, to do anything they want (unless of course they want to marry one another, fuck that shit Yaweh style)”–Huckabee displays a sickening level of callow ignorance here. Hmm yes, obviously Gay Bashing is a figment of the liberal media’s imagination, just like evolution and the First Amendment.


Apparently Huckabee forgot about the late Harvey Milk or Matthew Shepard (among the thousands of homosexuals murdered in the last quarter of a century). Or perhaps he thinks they were just a couple of queers who forgot to avoid bullets, fists, and fences.

I’m finished.

Bad Day to Be Gay.

We Elect a Black Man as President, While Continuing to Screw Over Gays. What a disgrace!

Among many things, last night was a wonderful one for African-Americans. One more step towards the complete realization of Martin Luther King Jr.’s dream. However if you’re a homosexual, last night was another shameful step backwards for this country.

Arizona and Florida banned gay marriage. Arkansas banned unmarried couples from being foster or adoptive parents. It was made explicitly clear that the Arkansas proposition was aimed at gays, who obviously can’t get married in the backasswards world of retardity and pigfuckers that is Arkansas. And now it appears that California, one of the few states where gay marriage is was allowed, has passed Proposition 8, banning loving gay couples from getting hitched and somehow staining the sanctity of marriage that we breeders have kept so polished with our 50%+ divorce rate.

I’m sickened.

Yes, one of the most liberal states in the union just banned gay marriage. And you can thank the oh so tolerant in a fascist way Mormon Church. Yep, Utah crapped thousands of Mormons into California to raise support for Proposition 8 and it apparently worked. This was their version of The Domino Theory gone gay: If one state goes homo, why it could spread to us too. GASP! After all, it is a communicable disease, so says our Pluto god.

This is wrong on so many levels. When will America wake up and realize that the Gay Rights Movement is the Civil Rights Movement of our time? You’re either marching in Birmingham or opening the faucet on the firehoses.

I’m finished.