http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/blog/david_frank Just another WordPress weblog Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:57:24 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Bettie Page was The Sex. I'm finished. http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/blog/david_frank/?p=820 It bites! Too easy? It sucks! Hmm, still too easy? It's emo-rrible! Whaaaat? It's a very bad film! Perfect. As you may have noticed, Radish Reviews has gone obvious and jumped on the Motivational Poster bandwagon. Between that and the teaser you now get up to 3 pithy Radish Reviews for ... http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/blog/david_frank/?p=810 The film adaptation of Twilight looks like the year's best comedy. A laugh a minute, I hear. I might even swallow my pride and catch it this morning, just so I know what every 13-year-old girl and 45-year-old romance-starved, lonely mother is talking about tomorrow. Although, I'm getting a vibe that I've ... http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/blog/david_frank/?p=792 I like Gun N Roses as much as the average person enjoys Star Wars. Casually. I don't own any albums or songs on my iPod, but I can still listen to their music on the radio without wanting to crunch my car into the nearest piece of large concrete--although I ... http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/blog/david_frank/?p=780 Just when I think I'm warming up to Mikey "I Rock the Bass for God" Huckabee, he goes and says something so atrocious that I wish his God would get on with the Rapture and relieve us of his presence. The guy has a decent sense of humor, but I ... http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/blog/david_frank/?p=764 Read'em and weep and adore and idolize and plot my murder mother bitchies. I've got an Inauguration Day ticket, thanks to my friends Harley (aka Ryan) and Melissa and their pal Cory, courtesy of Iowa's Republican Senator Chucky Grassley. Ohhh yeaaaah. I've gone rogue. I've gone republican. Time to ... http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/blog/david_frank/?p=756 Badass Bond! Yet, the film sorely lacks this iconic image of Bond and his BFG? Demerit! The James Bond franchise is a clusterfuck composed mostly of disposable films. They're postcard movies, more interested in style and image than story or character. It's why critics have created the Relative Bond Movie Scale. ... http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/blog/david_frank/?p=749 Paul Rudd is my role model and he's better than yours. I'm finished. http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/blog/david_frank/?p=739 HA!!! Joe Scarborough, who I have a secret gay-conservative crush on, just said "Fuck you" (rather than eff-you) on live air and didn't even realize it, despite the nervous giggling from everybody and their mom and the producers probably screaming "WHAT THE FUCK JOE!!?!?" in his ear piece. I'm finished. http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/blog/david_frank/?p=736 This is good stuff. I'm finished. http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/blog/david_frank/?p=734