This would be hilarious if it wasn’t so damn pathetic. We’ve had 8 years of a man in the White House who was completely delusional about reality (it tends to be a republican mental illness). And look where that got us.

I’m finished…and I’m counting down the days until You’re Fired Palin hopefully is too.

Philidelphia Flyers fans are apparently in the tank for Barack Obama. Or maybe William Ayers brain-washed them with his terrorist voodoo. Or maybe this happened because it was at the Wachovia Center and the crowd hates big, bankrupt banks. Or maybe they just know a swine when they see one. Sarah “Hockey Mom of the Cosmos” Palin dropped the puck for the Flyers opener vs. the New York Rangers. And well, just look at the unpleasant reaction.

I’d give anything to know what was going through that knat-sized clump of cells within her skull. “OH JESUS, OH LORD, PLEASE TURN UP THE MUSIC DOGGONEIT! GODBLESS THESE EXCEPTIONAL AMERICAN HOCKEY FANS. I WILL FIRE THEM ALL ONCE MAVERICKS LIKE JOHN MCCAIN AND I ARE SO BLESSEDLY ELECTED!” Although, considering how self-deluded she is, she probably thought the boos were for Obama. Regardless, for once she was in a large venue that wasn’t full of Kool-Aid drinkers willing to run a pitch-fork mob up to Obama’s house if she so commanded. This was real America, full of folks not rounded up by her handlers to create the image of a Golden God for the TV. And Sarah, real America doesn’t much like you, especially when you fuck with their sports.

The only sad thing about this horror-show of a back-fired campaign stunt was that Palin dragged her two daughters onto the ice to bask in the glow of boo. Sure that was great for their self-esteem. Again great mothering, Sarah. You self-centered jackass.

I’m finished.

It’s so bizarre to write that headline and realize it actually came from me. It’s like looking at myself in a mirror that isn’t quite polished correctly and the letters on my shirt aren’t only backwards, but upside down and inside out too. You see, once upon a time, I hated that beady-eyed bastard. His nightly MSNBC show “Scarborough Country” was almost always on in the background during many nights of studying (aka, drinking and checking out Internet porn) during college. I barely agreed with the sonuvabitch, and I mainly watched/listened to his bullshit just to keep my blood-pressure up… very similar to the effects of speed.

Yet, as I listened to him, I couldn’t deny that the weasel fuck was a crafty politician. He knew his shit when it came to predicting races. He was the only one to predict a John Kerry blowout during the Iowa caucus, this is when everyone expected Kerry to finish 3rd at best. He also forecasted Bush’s 2004 win weeks before the election (during a time period when several thought Kerry would pull it off). And he’s proven over and over again that his election Oracle abilities are second to none.

So the below clip from the “The Colbert Report” makes me gay with glee.

According to Scarborough, it’s too late for McCain to turn this thing around. To hear him say that instills me with some confidence that the Democrats won’t fuck this up (but I’m still sticking to not getting cocky on this one…trust me, that hurts bad when it backfires). So yay.

Oh but is that enough to make me say God Bless, Joe Scarborough? Hell no. A human ass-rat like Sean Hannity could call it for Obama and I’d still hold a zit’s cream cheese in higher regards. The great thing about Scarborough is that he’s one of the conservatives who was once completely in the tank for Bush and the Republicans, but that’s changed over the years. Sure, he can still be a dunderhead at times (as the early part of the video shows…and I’m not sure what his real opinion of Jonestown Palin is since I never catch his morning show, but if he likes her then obviously I would call his sanity into question). But for the most part the guy has had a real change of heart since the Hurricane Katrina horror-show. Not saying he’s a liberal by any means, probably more of a right-leaning independent like Tucker Carlson, but for the most part he has appeared to toss the Kool-Aid and embrace rationalism. And that’s a good thing. A very very very good thing. But of course, I could read tomorrow that he wants to make Palin queen of Canada and I’d be forced into an agonizing re-evaluation of the whole situation. But for now, Joe Scarborough is okay in my book.

I’m finished.

Ok the title is a tad misleading. This isn’t video of a the latest Palin KKK rally where some knuckle-dragging creep decrees death to Obama. But it is video of the type of Kool-Aid drinking reetards who support Palin and McCain. If Obama wins this fall these people’s heads will implode. And America’s average I.Q. may just rise to double-digits.

If this doesn’t put the fear of God in you, I don’t know what will.

I’m finished.

Look at my past post-debate opinions. I tend to be cautious on who won (well at least on the VP debate I was cautious until I brought up Biden’s moment of authentic empathy). However, if you don’t believe Barack Obama won Debate #2, you are delusional. McCain got clobbered. Thrashed. Beat like Michael Vick’s dog. On tv it looked like a debate between a cool mofo and a lurching Frankenstein with 2 left feet. It was bad for McCain. Real fucking bad, no matter how you spin it. On presentation, attacks, and substance (although admittedly the Obama’s substance was a tad windier, but more polished version of his Debate #1 material, and Desperato McCain brought much weaker sauce of the same horseshit this time too), Obama kicked McCain’s ass. It was a humiliating night for McCain.

Yet, the biggest surprise was that McCain didn’t break out the desperate bullshit attacks that his scum-sucking running mate has been spewing at her KKK rallies lately and HE STILL CAME OFF LIKE THE FULL-FLEDGE ASSHOLE THAT HE IS!!!

“That one.” Wow. How fucking foolish is this man-tard? Did he not listen to any adviser or poll reminding him that independents frown upon smug, condescending behavior. Oh, that’s right. I forgot. He’s a maverick. And then you have that other horrid moment when McCain told a black audience member that he’s probably never heard of Fannie or Freddie. Didn’t that come off as bordline racist (in appearance, I’m sure McCain is a jerkoff to everyone he meets)?

Wasn’t McCain crying like a little bitch for the last several months about Obama not joining him for several townhalls? Why yes, he was? Hmmm, after tonight’s defeat I bet we never ever here that come from him again. Now, I wish Obama had taken him up on his offer. It would have been a blast.

So to sum it up: McCain got knocked the fuck out tonight. So expect his campaign to start accusing Obama of cooking meth and building nukes in his basement over the next few weeks. Remember, McCain-Palin tend to be despicable human beings so it’s going to get a lot uglier now that McCain didn’t perform any miracles tonight.

Oh and didn’t you expect Tom Brokaw jerk up off his chair, toss it at the candidates, and start raving about “THE RULES, THE RULES!!! STICK TO TWO FUCKING MINUTES!!!”? Well, I did.

More on another night on why I think the undecided voters they have during these debates are bused in from mental asylums.

I’m finished.

Thoughts on tonight’s upcoming Townhall Rampage between Desperato McCain and Barack Obama: Unless Unfit-to-Lead McCain brings some substance, he’s screwed. (What I’m sure he’s going to bring is a lot of uncomfortable staring at Obama and nonstop useage of the word “middle-class.”)

Not saying he’s going to lose. I’m much too cautious to say that these days (or superstitious). Plus, the asshole (yes, John McCain has demonstrated lately he is the very definition of asshole) is comfortable in townhall settings…but in all fairness, not to make it feel as if I’m trying to tip expectations, Obama isn’t too shabby in these settings either.

Everything in the crystal indicates that Old Bitter McCain will come out swinging. Could it help him (and let’s face it, he has a lot more riding on tonight than Obama)? Perhaps. More likely though, it will backfire like a corked gun barrel (even more so if tries to shunt the focus off the economy, which suffered another big blow today). We’re talking assholes again. Remember back a few weeks and the polls all showed Obama with the W in the Debate #1. Remember one of the major reasons why? Oh yes, it’s because John McCain showed his true colors and came off like the unbearable asshole he truly is. So if he comes out tonight with muskets firing, he’s just going to seem like an even bigger asshole. Plus, I gotta feeling if McCain feels like bringing up Ayers or some other lameass smear, Obama will have a hard counter-punch prepared.

I’m finished.

Unfit to Lead

John McCain and Sarah Palin are repugnant, gutter shit hacks who are simply UNFIT TO LEAD, UNFIT FOR ANY POSITION HIGHER THAN A BURGER KING MANAGER…no no no, that’s a massive insult to the good, hard-working Burger King managers out there.

These two need to be put to sleep, politically speaking of course. I don’t know who will win this November, but if McCain-Palin lose, then come 2010, when both are running for re-election, I hope the Dems make a concentrated effort to beat the living hell out of both. America cannot suffer scum-sucking pig-fuckers like John McCain and Sarah Palin at any level of government.

I’m finished.

So, I’ve been busier than hell at my job lately. Too tired to go to movies. Too tired to do much of anything. Normally I go to a couple or more movies every weekend. Well it’s been about 2 weeks since I’ve been the theater. And holy weak sauce, I’ve got a long list of to-sees now. Check it out.

Appaloosa
Blindness
Choke
Eagle Eye
Flash of Genius
Ghost Town
Lakeview Terrance
Miracle of St. Anna
Religulous

That’s NINE films..and several of them I’m going to have to catch over the next few day or they may be gone until DVD. Damn. This is going to get my butt numb and wallet light.

I’m finished

Let me just get this out of the way. I’ve been rubbing my mind raw for the last month about who in the hell Machine-Gun Palin reminds me of and why (other than her disgusting arrogance and ignorance) she annoys the living fuck out of me. Why I get this sense that her faux-folksy manner feels like a mask hiding a truly mean and vindictive personality. And then it hit me tonight during the debate.

Sarah Palin is the fascist Dorores Umbridge From Harry Potter

Which sort of makes Old Bitter Man McCain something along the lines of Mad-Eye Moody (but the Evil Mad Eye from Goblet of Fire just like the Evil Entity playing the once decent human being that was John McCain).

There now I feel better. I can move on.

Anyways I was correct with what I wrote earlier today. Palin didn’t break down into baby cooing or start doing naked cartwheels on the stage (although everything that dribbled from her pie-hole was pure nonsense for those who really listen). It wasn’t an interview asking for specifics. Canned answers suited this format perfectly. And she had canned answers for sure (what you thought those “white flag of surrender” or “Say it ain’t so Joe” lines where spontaneous…please). I wanted to say she had plenty. But let’s face it, she has only about half a dozen and about after the first half an hour they began to repeat. But it’s impossible to say she didn’t surpass the wildly low expectations…and this will be the main news narrative: PALIN DID NOT SHIT THE BED.

Yet this is the one true fact of the night. If you go on substance, Joe Biden won–no he thrashed her. The man had details. She had boring cliches. It was bazooka vs snowballs. Bazooka wins. Half the time she wasn’t even answering the questions asked (which she flat out said she wasn’t going to do, because only commies and community organizers answer questions at a debate). THE THING I’VE NOTICED ABOUT SARAH PALIN IS THAT SHE ANSWERS OPEN-ENDED QUESTIONS AS IF THEY WERE MULTIPLE-CHOICE. It’s jarring and bizarre. And ultimately every answer is stuffed with one main ingredient: BULLSHIT. Palin is a master of passing bullshit off as home-made potatoes. And that tends to work for morons. It got Bush elected twice (well, he technically wasn’t elected the first time…and yes, I’m still bitter about that…any red-blooded American should be).

Yet, as always, I try to watch these things from a presentation perspective since viewers tend to believe that defines who wins (because like listening for intelligent answers is just sooo 20th century). Who has the best lines, who comes off the best etc, etc. Just to get this out of the way. What is up with both McCain and Palin literally winking at the audience all the time. It’s freaky. It reminds me of some weird fat, smug, slightly pervy uncle that only exists in the movies. Please stop. You’re scaring the children.

Anyways, I understand her folksy mannerisms (again it comes off as forced to the point of ramming it down our throats) play well with knuckled-draggers (and I saw the undecided voters on CNN, CBS and FOX, and trust me these people seemed to be bused in from a mental hospital). The undiagnosed reeeetards out there who think, “Yeah she’s just like me and I want that as a Vice-President or even President.” Trust me, I don’t want me or you in the White House. I want extraordinary people to serve in the government. Special people of the non shortbus variety. Joe Six-Pack should stay at home, watch football, shut the fuck up and stay out of government as far as I’m concerned. Listen to Palin. Really listen…up until the moment your head may explode. Do you think any official from a foreign country or enemy would take us seriously if she was elected? She’s comes off as a lightweight, because she is a lightweight. My guess is Osama Bin Laden would send a videotape of him and his fellow douchcocks just laughing their asses off for 15 minutes if McCain-Palin win this November.

Yet, for most of the debate I was on the fence of whether she would win the presentation because she tossed out a couple of snappy lines and didn’t come off as Corky with a sinus infection, as she has for the last few weeks. And at the very moment I really thought she could pull off the perception she won, the moment she rolled out the cliched kitchen table and looking over bills scenario, Joe Biden delivered a defining punch to the throat to Palin’s greatest asset. She finished her story. And then boom Biden brings up the passing of his first wife and daughter and how he raised his kids as a single father and almost breaks down while telling the story. WOW! Talk about powerful defensive kung-fu. The man single-handedly blasted a hole through Palin’s generic, phony empathy and showed the country what real empathy is. Afterwards Palin was left visibly reeling and all she had go back on was some complete and utter babbling about who the fuck knows what. This was one of the great moments of I’ve seen in a debate. Period. Truly human and real.

That’s the moment. That’s moment people should remember. Joe Biden won this debate hands down at that second. Oh and then he followed up that brilliant moment by Tommy Gunning this stupid overusage of the word maverick. This word must be retired ASAP!

But that’s just my meager opinion. I tend to get these things wrong. After all I thought last week’s debate was a tie to slight win for Barack Obama, the polls have shown it was a decisive victory. So who knows, Palin according to the polls in the next few days may have been perceived as a complete ass kicker. (Although a couple of early instant polls show Biden as the winner…I hope this trend holds).

Regardless her non disaster performance will only rally the conservative base some (but nothing like it did after the Republican Convention), and like all VP debates, it will do next to nothing at influencing the election. Essentially after this, unless she gives some more awful interviews, Palin becomes a non-issue…unless McCain wins, then she becomes a very large, very horrifying issue.

I’m finished.