Jizzed in my pants
I guess I should try and watch "Saturday Night Live" after the first two skits. Malkovich was great in the opening, but the show is hardly all that funny anymore. Then again, this SNL Digital Short is rather impressive.
Blame it on the Ambien Joe
MSNBC's Joe Scarborough is such a pain to listen to and now he has just said "fuck you" on live television and the explanation that follows the incident and Joe saying, "Did I say the word," is just priceless.
Yes, you idiot, you did say the word and unless you are admitting to being a 100% moron you already knew that. Considering this is the same network that somehow continues to employ Keith Olbermann it comes as very little surprise. By the way, Olbermann is a loon and he has now dragged Rachel Maddow into his camp of far, far, far left wing crazies making her damn near unwatchable.
Check out the video after the jump, I am sure the FCC will have a few words for Joe and MSNBC and it will include a rather large dollar figure. Unless MSNBC is considered cable and allowed to do this... are they?
McCain Really Scrambles This One
What exactly does John McCain agree and disagree with in Pennsylvania? I can't quite figure it out and I am positive he has no idea.
Bill O’Reilly on ‘The View’
Nope, I don't like Bill O'Reilly, but in small doses and in an environment like this with Joy Behar visibly disturbed it is quite enjoyable and I must agree with Bill on one thing, "Lighten up, this is 'The View'!" That show has been trying to pass itself off as a credible political source and it's about time someone shot them down a bit. Joy saying how "The View" has been in the New York Times recently and using it to pass themselves off as credible is stupid. However, her "devil" comment is great.
Sarah Palin Reads ‘All of them’
Insanity... absolute insanity... Have you seen the latest Katie Couric interview with Sarah Palin? How does anyone have the nerve to defend this?
She blasts Joe Biden for being old, "I've been hearing about his speeches since like the second grade..." then claims it was a compliment.
When asked what newspapers and magazines she regularly reads the answer is as follows:
Palin: I read must of them again with a great appreciation for the press, for the media...
Couric: What specifically, I'm curious...
Palin: Um, uh [arms flail] all of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years.
Couric: Can you name any of them?
Palin: I have a vast variety of sources where we get our news. Alaska isn't a foreign country where it's kind of suggested, it seems like wow, how could you keep in touch with the rest of what Washington D.C. may be thinking and doing while you live up there in Alaska? Believe me, Alaska is like a microcosm of America.
Now, tell me what the hell just happened? Don't believe it happened, watch the full interview for yourself.
Sarah Palin as President on ‘24′
Thanks to Hollywood-Elsewhere for the heads up on this gem.