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Zombie on 'Halloween 2', Frank on 'Apes' Prequel and Miller Off 'Justice League'

The director shuffle on meaningless movies

How to please a fanboy? A mystery wrapped in a riddle.

Keeping up with the news fanboys find interesting versus actually interesting movie news is a tiresome task. Take, for example, the three director stories that appeared online today. Of the bunch only one is actually interesting, and that's only because one of them just seems like a crap idea and the other just seems like an idea that just isn't possible, at least not without pissing off every online fanboy should it not be done exactly right. Let's tackle this like the Man with No Name shall we?

THE GOOD: The only film I am mildly interested in is the proposed new Planet of the Apes-like film and apparently it has now been confirmed that The Lookout writer/director Scott Frank is set to helm the feature and is busy rewriting the Rick Jaffa and Amanda Silver previous script. It was previously said the film was a remake of Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, the story of Caesar, the first ape who could speak and led the ape uprising. Frank stressed in a new interview with CHUD (which strangely doesn't include a single quote) his ape film, titled Caesar, will be nothing like Conquest, here's a snippet:

Caesar is not a remake of Conquest of the Planet of the Apes. This is a fact that Frank can't stress to you enough – his film will not feature talking monkeys, and it will not end with chimpanzees running wild in the streets, taking over the world. But it isn't entirely divorced from the world of Planet of the Apes, either. In fact, Frank sees his movie as the opening chapter in a saga that could span the thousand years between today and a world where apes rule.

What's most exciting about Caesar is that Frank is committed to telling a hard science fiction story. The science that creates a hyper-intelligent chimpanzee is based on current real world research – this film would just take that science one step further.

Actually, the idea sounds intriguing and it would seem it is the one film in this bunch I can actually take seriously.

THE BAD: Yesterday Dark Horizons reported that George Miller (Happy Feet) confirmed to the Sydney-based morning show "Sunrise" that he is no longer involved in the proposed Justice League film at Warner Bros. and that if it does get made it will be recast as "the studio seem to want bigger stars in their superhero movies now."

Miller was putting together a rag-tag group of teen TV stars for the feature making it damn near laughable. In all honesty, I just can't see this film getting made based on the current state of the Batman franchise, the slow death of the Superman franchise and the amount of money it would cost to create. The curious piece to the story is that Dark Horizons has removed the story, which was originally located here and luckily I had it saved in my browser before it disappeared. Was the reported news false? Who knows? Who cares?

THE UGLY: Shock Till You Drop is reporting Rob Zombie may be returning to the abortion of a Halloween film he created to direct the sequel. The news was originally a little sketchy since it was from an "insider" but the site has since updated the article with the following note:

I've been informed that Trancas International is sending out a press release in the next day or so. It appears we may be on the money with this. This afternoon, I put in one call to one of Zombie's reps and received a "no comment." In regards to something of this nature, I fully understand that the producers would want to give it a proper break in the trade papers. So, if confirmation does indeed come down in the coming days, just remember where you read it first!

I already forgot where I read it first… I also forgot why anyone would care about a film virtually everyone disliked. Ho hum.


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George Miller gone? That should be "The Good" story. Planet of the Apes movie that is not really a Planet of the Apes movie, and does not include any talking monkeys [so then what’s the point if they don’t even talk?] is laughable. From what you just wrote, I am hardly interested.

But! The whole Miller thing is Big News for all those poor DC Fans. Luckily, Marvel got their act together, [for the most part] but those poor DC fanboys out there have nothing but TDK. That last Superman movie was god awful. I just don't see how they could fit Superman or any other DC superhero in with the Batman universe that Nolan has going on. Everything is so realistic. You can't just throw in some flying indestructible alien. It does not fit!

- Phobia
( December 2nd, 2008 | 6:39 am )
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Yes I hope they still have the apes talk in there and still have the uprising. That's what could make it so powerful if they mesh it with the idea they have about why they are so smart and ect. When it comes to that you can't par away from the source with nontalkign apes. That's like having jason not kill in the friday the 13th movies

- Josh
( December 2nd, 2008 | 8:22 am )
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Zombie is the not the guy for Halloween. Any mainstream audience left for this franchise will totally disappear the second time around. His approach is way to vile even for the horror genre. All he cares about is Micheal Myers as his Laurie Stode was little more than an underwritten after thought!

Chuck

- entertainmentodayandbeyond
( December 2nd, 2008 | 12:03 pm )
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I hated Halloween!

So boring.
Such S&M.
DREADFUL!

- Jamie Manning
( December 2nd, 2008 | 12:13 pm )
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I still believe Megan Gale should portray Wonder Woman in both the JLA film as well as the solo film. The same goes for Christian Bale as well as whomever gets recast as Superman. There needs to be continuity between the movies. As for casting big names, not too sure about that. Unknowns like Bale, Carter, Reeves, made the characters more real. People want to see their live-action superheroes not actors portraying their favorite superheroes.

- kanezona
( December 11th, 2008 | 8:49 pm )
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