First off, Barack Obama all but sealed the Democratic nomination even though polls show Hillary Clinton is probably going to runaway with West Virginia. Meanwhile the death toll in Burma may actually reach a half-million people? Okay, that's sad, but is it as sad as the damn junta seizing aid supplies? Do you wonder why Stallone set Rambo there now?

Want more horror stories? Try a 37-year-old man raping a 10-year-old who just gave birth! Judge all you like, but don't forget to hold something against this vice principal who made a few Hispanic kids eat lunch on the floor. Is that offensive? Well how about the Zohan?

Of course the biggest movie related news, on top of Iron Man making $18 bagillion worldwide had to be the official unveiling of the G.I. Joe characters. Too bad the blogosphere seems to hate them.

Then we have Jenna Bush getting married, but that is getting trumped by Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon getting hitched and tattered. Is that bigger news than knowing that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are engaged? Speaking of the Bush clan, Entertainment Weekly spread their legs for the new film and gave us a few scant details.

Hmmmm, what else is there? What Happens in Vegas sucks, and here is a list of critics that liked it and you should now be wary of their opinions forever more.

• Dezhda Mountz of E! Online
• Emanuel Levy of EmanuelLevy.Com
• James Rocchi of Common Sense
• Joe Leydon of Variety
• Julia Wallace of the L.A. Weekly
• Matthew Turner of ViewLondon
• Owen Gleiberman of Entertainment Weekly
• Pete Hammond of Boxoffice Magazine
• Prairie Miller of NewsBlaze
• Rich Cline of Shadows on the Wall
• Stephen Hunter of the Washington Post
• Travis Nichols of the Seattle Post-Intelligencer
• Urban Cinefile Critics of the Urban Cinefile
• Victoria Alexander of FilmsInReview.com

Not only did I do a spread on Twilight, but we also got the trailer and the poster this week. If you don't know what this thing is you better get aboard or you will be hunted down by the TwilightMOMS!

I leave you with my main man, Charles Barkley: