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'Watchmen' Already Upsetting the Media Masses

Early reviews and 'visionary' labels upset geeks and real journos alike

Photo: Warner Bros.

Yesterday Matt Selman, a writer and exec producer on "The Simpsons", wrote up a review of Watchmen on Time.com's Nerdworld blog. I haven't read the review but based on descriptions from others I understand it to be HIGHLY positive. Jeff Wells at Hollywood-Elsewhere refers to Sellman saying he is "a completely prejudiced and unreliable shill. He's an invested pre-believer, a suck-up, an emotional pushover — his word means absolutely nothing." Mmmmmkay…

Devin Faraci at CHUD gets upset for a different reason. Devin's upset because Sellman is breaking review embargoes under the guise that he is not a journalist. "Make no mistake, this is a review," says Devin. "And make no mistake, despite what [this] reviewer and Simpsons executive producer says, he's a journalist in this case. He's blogging on the Time magazine website in a Time magazine-sanctioned blog, for the love of God! [And] I'm going to guess that he's probably drawing a dime or two for his work."

Obviously the idea of being first in the online world isn't only reserved for quick-to-the-draw Ain't It Cool News talkbackers and if you are under the impression having the first official review of a major geekdom film is not a big deal in terms of traffic and exposure guess again. Just last year I was one of the first ten online reviewers to post a review of The Dark Knight and my review enjoyed quite the favorable hit count as a result. Trust me, there is a legitimacy to Devin's rant.

He continues, addressing something all online-only critics have dealt with saying, "This is sheer bullshit, and I hope that the next time some studio flack talks about how online breaks embargo, they remember that it was Time fucking magazine that did it. And let it be noted that I have no problem with the embargo and with Warner Bros enforcing it; I have a problem with certain elements in the media believing that they're above it all." Obviously Devin's flowery language is one more reason not a lot of respect is thrown in the direction of the online world, but if you don't cause a fuss online you are rarely heard.

As for the review, like I said, I didn't read it because I don't want to be spoiled before I see it this coming March 2nd. However, I can't help but agree with Jeff Wells's take on this early review, even as someone that enjoyed the "Watchmen" graphic novel, admittedly not as much as the loyal followers but enough to be excited.

Wells says, "Only when a vigorous non-fan of comic book fantasy and phantasmagoria like myself sees Watchmen and does cartwheels…only when someone like me freaks out and sings arias about this film will it mean anything to anyone." Obviously Wells has his arms wrapped all around himself in love and adulation, but I think his general point is understood.

The Comedian (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) leaps from the Owl Ship
Photo: Warner Bros.

Remember, The Dark Knight won over reviewers of all types, but I can't imagine Watchmen equalling that acclaim especially since a certain distaste for the word "visionary" has even made its way to the pages of the New York Times in a piece from Brooks Barnes headlined "A Director of Two Films Is Suddenly a 'Visionary' by His Third ".

People have been debating the "visionary" label online since December, when Warner Brothers used the adjective in a trailer. Wired magazine called "such hyperbole" a sign "that Watchmen may not have the goods." [...] A Warner Brothers spokeswoman declined to comment.

Barnes refers to the idea of Snyder as a visionary as possibly setting "a new standard on stretching the truth by heaping an unusual amount of praise" on the director. Considering Snyder's only films are the 2004 horror remake Dawn of the Dead and the admittedly stunning 300, which benefit from style where it lacked in story, it is hard to consider him a visionary. He has basically only presented the "vision" of George A. Romero, Frank Miller and now Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons. Is it really his vision we are lauding?

Pretty much all early buzz for Watchmen has been positive ranging from early reviews from director Kevin Smith as well as screenings of extended bits of footage from genre movie sites, which hardly constitutes a biased opinion as Wells says, but is positive reinforcement in the right sectors.

Of course, labels, early reviews, embargoes and everything else don't matter when it comes to film. I avoid blockbuster reviews simply in an attempt to make my first viewing as opinion free as possible. Sure, it's impossible to avoid buzz, but I don't care to know any of the particulars, and a lot of the mess discussed above boils down to schoolyard bickering.

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Interesting, but everyone seems to have missed this from Australia:

http://blogs.news.com.au/adelaidenow/turkeyshoot/index.php/adelaidenow/comments/watchmen_is_great/48927

Which was posted online LAST FRIDAY.

- syms covington
( February 17th, 2009 | 5:25 am )
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But Matt Selman didn't made a review. He don't talk about the movie, he don't say if it's good or bad and he don't spoil a thing. He just talk about the emotions and the feelings of watching the movie being a long time fan of the comicbook.

- David Caparros
( February 17th, 2009 | 7:13 am )
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Yeah, I laughed when the 'visionary director of 300' label appeared when I saw the trailer for the first time. I mean, that's what it takes to be 'visionary' these days? Direct a good looking but incredibly dumb comic-book adaptation?

If Snyder is visionary, Tarantino's what then?
God, probably?

- Leandro Dubost
( February 17th, 2009 | 8:12 am )
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Jeff Wells is somewhat wrong though, The Dark Knight is the #2 all time box office. Clearly comics have transitioned to a majority audience. People who don't like "comic book movies" are no longer needed to make a determination… on well, anything.

- Laremy
( February 17th, 2009 | 12:14 pm )
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I for one have never cared for online-only film reviews. While I love me some Ropeofsilicon.com, my two most trusted sites for film reviews are Roger Ebert (www.suntimes.com/ebert) and Daily Variety (www.variety.com/film). Let CHUD or whoever else write as many online blogs as they can. I don't anyone really cares what they think.

And as for all the hoopla over the "visionary" tag to the Watchmen trailer? It was done to sell people on the movie. I don't anyone watches a film based on a tag in a teaser trailer.

- Quake82
( February 17th, 2009 | 1:37 pm )
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@Laremy: Well, it's sort of hard to make that claim off one movie… and in this case I think Watchmen is a special exception considering it is an entirely different kind of superhero movie that fans of the novel are sure to look at much differently than the general public.

- Brad Brevet (Post Author)
( February 17th, 2009 | 2:19 pm )
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WARNING: This comment sounds extremely bitchy, but it's honest. If you don't like that, just read the last paragraph (?) of this comment, or don't read it at all. Either way's fine with me.

Now that that's out of the way, you think they want some cheese with that whine?

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with people like this? They can't just sit down and enjoy (or, as the case may be, not enjoy) a movie when it comes out. Instead, before even seeing it, some people have to read way the hell too much into things and make a mountain out of a mole hill. Actually not even a mole hill. More like a pebble.

So my opinions. First, the review in question. This honestly surprises people? Really? If you hate it so much, quit complaining and don't read the review. Second, the whole "visionary" thing. Some people agree with that, and some don't. I personally haven't seen either of Snyder's other movies, but I don't have a problem with the trailer calling him a visionary director. If you don't agree, fine. But you don't have to be a whiny little bitch about it.

Now I know I sound bitter in this. But in my honest, less bitchy opinion, when things like this gets overblown, all it does is make people unhappy. Movies are to be enjoyed. Why can't we just leave it at that?

- eric
( February 17th, 2009 | 8:55 pm )
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Did those idiots really bother to read the article before going off on their self-righteous hissyfits? That guy just talks about how it is for a fan to watch the movie. He doesn't say anything which could be described as positive or negative about the actual movie itself. He does mention it being a faithful adaptation and the careful recreation of some of the scenes from the book but that wasn't something geeks didn't know already. For all we know, it could still be shit inspite of its faithfulness to the GN. Unless Time made some major changes to that article before I got around to reading it(judging by David Caparros' earlier post though, I don't think that is true), I really can't see what the over-the-top whining is about.

I agree that certain online outlets shouldn't be allowed to break embargoes but…THAT ISN'T A REVIEW, DEVIN FARACI! I get what he is talking about but it is incredibly careless of him to have singled out THAT article to make his point. As for Jeff Wells, way to go out of your way to prove yourself to be a gigantic tool and in the process thoroughly embarrass yourself for absolutely no reason there, nitwit.

- Vik
( February 18th, 2009 | 2:51 am )
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GROW. UP.

I'm seeing Watchmen, no matter what you whiny bitches
think about someone else who's seen it before you.

Brad to Django: You realize telling people to grow up and then referring to them as "whiny bitches" doesn't exactly make you look very good right?

- Django
( February 25th, 2009 | 1:08 pm )
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