TOP TEN: Movie Badasses
Ten movie folk you don't want to mess with
| William Munny, as played by Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven |
Clint Eastwood is the Michelangelo of badass and William Munny is his Sistine Chapel. Among many things, Eastwood's masterpiece can be read as a parable, asking what if Satan stopped his wicked ways and I tried to live the decent life? The answer: His very nature is evil and he'll succumb to it no matter how hard he fights. Unforgiven's climax shows the devil's wrath in full, bottled-up force. And it's bloodcurdling. And badass. But Munny isn't badass simply because he's a quick draw or has killed every form of life on the planet at one time or another. No, he's a badass muthafucka because he points, aims, and slowly cocks just to let you know you're a dead man before the shot even pops. The actually kill is almost merciful to the victim. Munny's threat of imminent violence is where the true aura of his badass nature stems from. And his threats always carry the weight of a sealed death sentence.
Most Badass Dialogue: Okay, I'm going to have to go with several here and even then I feel I'm short-changing a few great lines.
"He should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend."
"That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned."
"Or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons-o-bitches."
"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."
"Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down."
Most Badass Moment: From the shot of Munny's double barrel entering the saloon to his final threat, the last 10 minutes of Unforgiven is the most pure badassosity ever captured on film.
Other Notable Badasses Played by Actor: Like Mifune, there's a catalogue full of them. But here's the most bad of the Eastwood badasses: Joe/Monco/Blondie ("The Man with No Name Trilogy"); Harry Callahan (Dirty Harry series); The Stranger (High Plains Drifter); Josey Wales (The Outlaw Josey Wales); Frank Morris (Escape from Alcatraz); Frank Horrigan (In the Line of Fire)










