TOP TEN: Movie Badasses
Ten movie folk you don't want to mess with
| The Bride, as played by Uma Thurman in Kill Bill |
Who knew Uma Thurman possessed such steel-eyed grittiness? She and Quentin Tarantino created the meanest femme fatale (with emphasis on fatale) to ever carve up a human body. You shoot her in the head. You throw not quite 88 yakuza killers at her. You bury her alive. And she still won't die because she's so hell-bent on achieving vengeance by blowing your heart up with some fancy masseuse trick. Yeah, that's someone you don't ever fuck with.
Most Badass Dialogue: "Bitch, you don't have a future."
Most Badass Moment: The Bride teaches an arm severing lesson to an obnoxious cell phone user and then calmly moves on to taunting Lucy Liu.
Other Notable Badasses Played by Actor: Emma Peel (The Avengers)… I know I'm reaching.
| Aragorn, as played Viggo Mortensen in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy |
He's a woodsman, the future king of Middle-Earth, and a lovely singer too. A true mixture of swash-buckling orc slayer and Renaissance man. Just like the man who plays him—Viggo Mortensen, the go-to actor these days for violent, badass characters, but also a renowned poet and painter. Essentially, when an army of ugly sonuvbitches are marching my way, I'd want Aragon leading my side because he'll decapitate half the enemy alone. The man has never met a roaring beast who couldn't be silenced with a sword to the solar plex.
Most Badass Dialogue: "You will suffer me."
Most Badass Moment: Suicide be damned he storms an army of orcs at the Gates of Mordor by himself regardless if his crew follows—luckily they do and then I start bawling.
Other Notable Badasses Played by Actor: Lucifer (The Prophecy) Master Chief John James Urgayle (G.I. Jane); Frank Hopkins (Hidalgo); Tom Stall (A History of Violence); Nikolai (Eastern Promises)
| Sanjuro Kuwabatake, as played by Toshirô Mifune in Yojimbo and Sanjuro |
Gruff, quiet, and an artist with samurai steel, Sanjuro is the greatest samurai to hack flesh off on the silver screen. With the exception of a tavern keeper, he doesn't care who lives or dies, especially in a town full of villains. He just wants to kill them all and get rich doing it. And if someone gets in his way, they'll be 3-feet shorter.
Most Badass Dialogue: "Cooper. Two coffins… No, maybe three.
Most Badass Moment: Sanjuro slices his way through a gang of 10 faster than it takes most to put their socks on.
Other Notable Badasses Played by Actor: Every character Mifune played was a badass. Period.










