Top Ten Reasons NOT to Make 'Batman 3'
Yup, I somehow came up with ten of them
| The Threequel Curse |
Superstitious? Sure. And I don't refute the "Threequel Curse" makes a dumb reason not to attempt a third film. But then I remember in horror Batman Forever, Blade: Trinity, X-Men: The Last Stand, Superman III and etc. There has never been a good part 3 in a comic-book movie franchise (although, I won't deny enjoying Spider-Man 3, but it's a deeply flawed film). I say don't tempt the cinema Gods.
| The Inevitable Dumbass Villain-Guessing Game for the 4th Film |
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You know what the most annoying thing has been since the day after The Dark Knight opened? All the bullshit casting rumors – reported as legitimate fact – for the next installment's villain. The avalanche of bullshit was slightly irritating after Batman Begins, but at least that was mostly between movie news sites. But holy Cher-as-Catwoman horseshit! After The Dark Knight all journalistic integrity belly-flopped off the ledge. Major news organizations were running with stories, such as Johnny Depp is the Riddler, despite the fact that the filmmakers haven't created a story for the third film yet, much less begin offering roles to actors. And then I have to tell friends and family – who ask me, "Did you hear in the ‘New York Times' that Burt Reynolds is playing Poison Ivy" – that they're fucking idiots for believing such rubbish. And let me tell you, when they say they read it from a legit news source it's much more difficult convincing them it's hogwash, which means a migraine for yours truly.
| How Can it Possibly Live Up to the Hype? |
So everyone loved The Dark Knight. It made a billion dollars. There's a good chance it will receive Oscar nominations in major categories. With that alone, the hype for the third one is nearly insurmountable. And it's only going to snowball over the next few years. Christopher Nolan (assuming he is the director) will have to deliver a sure-fire masterpiece to please fans. And even if he does accomplish that, I'm certain many will still be disappointed. Nothing kills like overhype.
| We Don't Even Need a Third Movie |
While the The Dark Knight leaves a path open for a third story, it still provides closure on both a thematic and narrative level. Sure, Batman is the bad guy in the eyes of the police force, but that's a common, continuing element of the Batman mythos, not necessarily a loose story thread. Shouldn't we just be happy with the fact Nolan got it oh-so right in a one-two punch? What's wrong with ending the story here? Absolutely nothing. If Warner Bros. announced tomorrow that they were pleased with the two films they got and weren't bothering with a third one, I could live with that. Unfortunately, most could not.
So there you have it. No hating on me because as much as I can find reasons not to make the film I think it is evident I want it and since there is no news on the Batman 3 front why not make some with a silly little top ten. However, weigh in with your thoughts.










