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Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956) |
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Aliens replace all of Earth's humans with Brussels sprouts that look just like your neighbors, except they're much duller, monotone, and communists (if you're into subtext). They're also coming to get you. Similar to the scenario of Network, Invasion of the Body Snatchers depicts the destruction of free will and individualism. Yet, it takes it one step further by doing a rare thing in cinema: Killing off the entire human species. There is no miracle ending for these characters. The original 1956 version is the revered classic. However, the Phillip Kaufman remake ain't too shabby either.
Chance of Apocalypse via Vegetable Aliens: 25%
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Planet of the Apes (1968) |
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It's one of the great twist endings. Charlton Heston gets a face full of Lady Liberty and suddenly realizes he's spent the last 2 hours in a post-apocalyptic movie. Aaawkwaaard. Now he's stuck on Earth with a bunch of damn dirty apes who never shut up. It's a surreal imagining of what fate holds for us. But I say better that it be talking apes who inherit the Earth than yapping British geckos.
Chances of Apocalypse via Ape Takeover Post-Nuclear Holocaust: 50%
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12 Monkeys (1995) |
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A virus kills most of the world's humans and drives the survivors underground where they build a time machine and lots of magnifying glasses. And poor, bald Bruce Willis gets sent back to the '90s to hang out with a batshit insane Brad Pitt and investigate the origins of the disease. This is one dense film that touches on everything from time-travel paradoxes, madness, and animal rights. And by the end, you have no idea if any of it really happened. Maybe it's only a nightmare of a lunatic (and yes that lunatic would be director Terry Gilliam). Maybe not? Is it futile to try to prevent the apocalypse (especially with time travel)? What about the lady from the future sitting next to mad-scientist David Morse at the film's conclusion? Is she there to stop Morse? Frustrating, I tell you. Frustrating, but brilliant.
Chance of Apocalypse via a David Morse Released Plague: 75%
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