Stay Inside and Watch More TV
David suggests you give it a shot... as if you weren't already
Some folks will say you shouldn't watch TV. It's bad for yah. Nothing but an idiot box. It'll soften your brain and whet Alec Baldwin's appetite. And don't sit too close. That goddamn thing will scorch the retinas right out of your skull like an uncased gamma-ray blaster. Oh, and it gives you cancer of the nipples.
Momma never wanted you to watch the tube, unless she needed a babysitter. But it didn't matter. If you weren't lucky enough to grow up Amish or in a pretentious hippie commune, you probably watched plenty of TV, despite the warnings from Momma and book-loving researchers.
During the college years, I sort of believed in that "TV equals The Evil" bullshit. My reasons were different, but no less stupid. I was a movie-man, I told people. Sure I watched the television set, but rarely did I ever lower myself to viewing teevee. A television was just a contraption for screening movies. Teevee programming was the deformed bastard child of cinema, responsible for a generation of social-cripples obsessed with "Transformers: The Animated Toy Commercial." In my mind, TV programming existed to prop up consumerism and provide a few chuckles. Perhaps a solid drama would make it to the air like "Hill Street Blues," "Twin Peaks," "The X-Files," "NYPD Blue," or the first few seasons of "ER." Yet, those were rare exceptions to the rule. As far as I was concerned, a TV show could never capture the feeling of cinema or rise to the level of art.
Obviously, I was a pompous jackass who wasn't watching enough teevee.
Over the last few years with the aid of TV on DVD — and pressure from my TV-lovin' friends — I've been fixing this situation. First I popped in "24." Hey, it's got a Sutherland in it, and I'll give anything a spin if the name Sutherland shows up in the credits. Sure, it was a little silly, but the show surprisingly created the same suspense of tight-wire cinema. I'm still addicted. Afterwards, I finally checked out "The Sopranos" phenomenon (just as the series wrapped up). And that's where the worm turned. I was a narrow-minded dunce for thinking TV was limited as art. "The Sopranos" was an 86-hour masterpiece.
Now these days, I'm watching as much TV as movies. Maybe even more so. Currently, I'm checking out "Deadwood" and "Lost" (the only good thing on ABC since the network axed "Pushing Daisies" — sorry, "Grey's Anatomy" sucks). With the second season of "Breaking Bad" rolling out, I'm viewing that nugget of brilliance weekly (seriously, buy season 1, view all 7 episodes in a day, and tune into season 2, you won't regret it). Next on my catch-up list is "Big Love." And I hope to tap into "Battlestar Galactica" and "The Wire" by year's end.
And as I'm watching these shows, all produced in the last 10 years, I've come to an obvious conclusion. We are currently in the Golden Age of Dramatic Television. Doesn't that feel good to say? People are always talking about things as if the best years are past tense. Why son, I remember the golden age of rock 'n' roll, or hair tonic, or basket weaving, or whatever. Old folks have been yammering about The Golden Age of TV for years, as if everything went to shit once color was introduced. Some of it may hold truth. After all, you didn't have the sub-moronic E! channel 50 years ago. Yet, anyone spouting that nonsense when it comes to dramatic series is a fool and possibly a lunatic (or most likely a delicate flower unable to cope with such horrors as simulated sex, fake blood, or the word "fuck").
Just gander at this superficial, incomplete list of critically acclaimed drama series from the last 10 years:
- "The Sopranos"
- "Deadwood"
- "24"
- "Big Love"
- "Battlestar Galactica"
- "Alias"
- "House"
- "The West Wing"
- "Brotherhood"
- "Mad Men"
- "Breaking Bad"
- "The Wire"
- "Six Feet Under"
- "Pushing Daisies"
- "Lost"
- "The Shield"
- "Rescue Me"
- "Dexter"
Again, I know there are many more dramas that belong on this list (yes, I purposely left off the I.Q. lowering "Heroes" — which has stunk from episode 1– but please post and discuss your own choices). Yet, just those shows alone should make the argument.
We have cable to thank for this Golden Age of Dramatic Television. Okay, I know that's not an original declaration. Critics have hailed HBO as the savior of TV for over a decade. Rightfully so. The channel let creative people do creative things without fear of censorship or executive suits demanding insipid additions to shows — like a sassy mother-in-law who speaks to dogs. And with the shorter seasons (12 or so episodes compared to the 24 most network-backed shows churn out), these cable shows deliver tight, well-planned seasons — not to mention attracting high-caliber stage and film thespians who balk at the time commitment network shows demand. It's taken a few years, but basic cable has followed suit. Who would have thought channels like AMC or FX would stop showing Death Wish 2 or The Transporter around the clock and produce superb original programs such as "Mad Men," "Breaking Bad," "The Shield," or "Rescue Me"?
You can thank DVD for the expansion of quality dramas to basic cable networks. The shows on Sci-Fi or TNT won't pull in big Nielsen numbers like the latest ABC/NBC/CBS/FOX hit. But the bean counters for cable channels are more concerned with the long-term numbers, namely DVD sales. The amount of money raked in by DVD sales is staggering (these days it's where movie studios look to find profits). And TV on DVD has brought good (and lots and lots of bad) shows to millions who missed the original airings and didn't feel liking jumping in the middle of reruns (I'm a true example of this). The cable networks know if they produce a quality television program buzzing with glowing praise, the eventual reward is high DVD sales.
Regardless if a show fills the coffers, the winners these days are the viewers. Hopefully the current trend of fantastic drama series continues to spread to other cable channels (wouldn't it be a bizarro-world moment to see an Emmy-winning drama about big-titty party girls presented by E!). Yet, if we're at the climax of this period of great TV, at least we can find comfort in the future where we carp to our grandchildren about the shittiness of "future teevee" and gloat about living during the Golden Age of Dramatic Television.










