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Robert Pattinson to Retire from Acting in 2010

It appears his acting fame may be short lived

Robert Pattinson

In a strange twist of fate, Robert Pattinson has announced he will retire from acting following the fulfillment of his contract with Summit Entertainment and the completion of the Twilight Saga which will see the release of New Moon this November and Eclipse next June. When asked if he planned on returning for an adaptation of the fourth story in the famed Stephenie Meyer series, "Breaking Dawn," the actor said, "It will depend on the quality of the next two films and the demand of the Twilight fans."

The first Twilight film, released in November 2008, put Pattinson on the map as the film garnered over $190 million domestically and over $375 worldwide. Although Pattinson had already starred as Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire it was Twilight and the conviction of its fanbase that propelled him to instant stardom.

Pattinson also starred in a trio of smaller, independent films in 2008 including The Summer House, How to Be and Little Ashes, the latter of which will see a limited release on May 8 from Regent Releasing. In the film Pattinson plays Salvador Dali and he has already received some decent word-of-mouth for his performance.

Recently awarded the New Hollywood Award at the Hollywood Film Festival it comes as a shock that Pattinson would decide to end his acting career so abruptly, but according to the actor he has his sights set on other entertainment avenues.

"Acting was a passion of mine from an early age," he said, "but as I have grown older I have found other ways of expressing myself that appeal to me on a more personal level. I certainly hope this doesn't upset my fanbase as they have made me who I am, but who I am goes a bit deeper than simply being an actor."

Pattinson revealed his first goal was to get an album recorded after singing "Never Think" for the Twilight soundtrack.

"I never knew how much singing that one song would affect me," he said. "I was never sure if it should even be used, but it sort of became my jumping off point. I also sang three songs on the soundtrack for How to Be, which was a lot of fun and I think I just have so much more to share with the world through my music that I feel I would be a fool not to jump on it right away."

So it seems Pattinson may be leaving the world of acting, but he won't be leaving the spotlight. He also said the working title of his album is "A Love Song to Edward" based on a song he recently wrote while taking some downtime on the set of New Moon. A link to the early artwork for the CD cover can be found here and it is something you certainly will want to check out.

You can catch Robert in How to Be as a guy experiencing a quarter-life crisis after getting dumped by his girlfriend on April 29 on the Independent Festival Direct movies-on-demand channel and then in Little Ashes on May 8, New Moon on November 20 and Eclipse on June 30, 2010.

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Post #1
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Good Try Brad, but I actually want to see a bunch of teenagers post on this story, crying about how their lover is retiring from acting, so keep it up please, kthksbai.

- Vince
( April 1st, 2009 | 3:11 am )
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and a happy April Fools day to you, too!

- mmy4est
( April 1st, 2009 | 3:13 am )
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God how I wish he really was retiring from acting. Well…him and Efron.

- ButchTheBoxer16
( April 1st, 2009 | 3:46 am )
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Awesome!!! That was good!

- Tricia
( April 1st, 2009 | 4:03 am )
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That was so lame and obvious. So many sites have done the same thing. 0/10 for originality. Explains why you arent a proper writer. Zero imagination

- tania
( April 1st, 2009 | 4:06 am )
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OMG!
you got me! I was actully in panic by the time i clicked it.
haaa. lame!

- Jessica
( April 1st, 2009 | 4:20 am )
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hahaha not bad Brad, but you're playing with fire.
remember the shitstorm when you 'forgot' to mention him? What will happen now you've poked fun at him?
You'll be hunted down like the last bratwurst at oktoberfest.

- rattler76
( April 1st, 2009 | 5:13 am )
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ok one film and he suddenly 'retires' from acting as if he is been there for years???Take a not from Joaquin Phoenix…

- Philip
( April 1st, 2009 | 7:28 am )
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Ahhhhh Brad you jokester you. You really did have me going. I was thinking…yet another actor who thinks he can sing. Heh…you really did have me going though. But in all seriousness, why is it that every actor thinks he can sing and every singer thinks he can act!!!

- Dan
( April 1st, 2009 | 7:29 am )
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wait…im confused…is this true?

…ha ha ha

- girl girl
( April 1st, 2009 | 8:07 am )
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Damn I actually had my hope up thinking he wouldn't waste anymore of anyone's time and money giving terrible performances. But then again his singing is even worse so I guess I'll take the lesser of the two evils.

- Tyler C
( April 1st, 2009 | 8:25 am )
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he is so sexy his singing job was awsome.

- hanna drake
( April 1st, 2009 | 8:40 am )
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Is it April already? ALL RIGHT!

- Patricia
( April 1st, 2009 | 9:21 am )
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of all the April Fools Robert Pattinson jokes i've read today this is the ONE I wish were true!

- Lynn
( April 1st, 2009 | 10:31 am )
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i love the twilight movies i hope that he does not retire becasue i hope that they make more twilight movies because they r so alwsome and he is so very hot

- jupiterandfrogs
( April 1st, 2009 | 10:46 am )
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I hope he does Breaking Dawn Before retiring, It just wouldn't be right if someone else played Edward

- Holly
( April 1st, 2009 | 11:00 am )
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omg i nearly was crying then!, i hope this is april foools now!! piss sakee

- Gemma
( April 1st, 2009 | 3:55 pm )
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Too bad the "rumor" was only an april fools joke. I wish he would leave acting. god! that big hair.. the bad acting. Must we suffer more? please someone tell this kid to take lessons and take a bath.

- seymoregetz
( April 1st, 2009 | 4:48 pm )
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>.< got my hopes up

- Heather
( April 1st, 2009 | 5:33 pm )
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Dude what are you trying to do to me? You get my hopes and then just break my heart. Don't get me wrong, love Rob's movies, but love his music more. Wish he would concentrate more on that.

- Michelle
( April 1st, 2009 | 9:35 pm )
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Good one, you had me believing for a while, what with all the quotes etc. :)) I guess if he did decide to retire early, that's his choice and we'd just have to appreciate what he'd done until then but I'm glad it's not true – i bet he's gonna age beautifully ;)
To all the haters: If you don't like his movies, don't watch them. Noone's forcing you. There's a billion other stuff you can watch and do with yourself instead of bringing people down. Lighten up :)

- Martina
( April 2nd, 2009 | 10:04 am )
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I was believing it for a while, until the last paragraph or two. Then I clicked the link and knew for sure.

Anyways, as much as I despise Twilight, I actually don't think he's that bad of an actor. I would watch a movie with him over a movie with Zac Efron any day.

- Chris
( April 2nd, 2009 | 1:44 pm )
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heart attackkk ! thankfully it was a jokee !!!
robert pattinson <3

- pinkyy
( April 2nd, 2009 | 4:33 pm )
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*sigh* how annoying. fyi: Pattinson did a remarkable job bringing Edward Cullen from Twilight to life on the big screen. He acts very well and i think it's important for people to recognize that.You would have to read the book to understand.People are so critical of him. Is it jealousy?because he was hired to portray a person who is gorgeous and perfect and he did a good job?he's not trying to steal your girlfriend, man. He just is a great actor.Get over it.

- aneeval
( April 3rd, 2009 | 2:41 pm )
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that was a freaking cruel evil joke, thats NOT something you joke about (even on april fools)!!!!

- Rachel
( April 4th, 2009 | 10:22 am )
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@ButchTheBoxer16:
how dare you say you wish he would retire!!!!!!!!!! Robert Pattinson is NOTHING like zac efron. If i could spit on you i would. And phillip, he's been in WAAAAAAYYYYY more than just one film. heloooooo. ever watched harry potter? he's actually been in nine movies, plus lots of plays. all of you who say that hes a terrible actor and can't sing are really just jealous. He's the hottest guy out there and nothing you can say is going to change that so why don't you lose the 'tude, shave the beard, get dressed, find a job, pay ur rent an get a friggin life instead of sitting around on your lazy ass criticizing people who are hotter, kinder, and more talented than you are.

- katie
( April 4th, 2009 | 7:00 pm )
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@Holly:
uhhhhh holly? read the fine print its an april fools joke.

- katie
( April 4th, 2009 | 7:04 pm )
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@Philip:
wait a sec phil hes been in lots of films, like nine, including harry potter which is a big enough deal that even if youv been in jail for the past 10 years you mustv heard of it.

- katie
( April 4th, 2009 | 7:29 pm )
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i was panicking for a few seconds there. he really inspires me a lot.

thats a nice one.

i love it.

- estelle.
( April 5th, 2009 | 10:34 am )
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Fuck.. I've been fooled. haha

- Grace
( April 5th, 2009 | 8:02 pm )
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I for one agree with Katie, i was going to say the same thing. I can't see Breaking Dawn working if he isn't there to play Edward. And as for the bad mouthing on his singing, all of you can go take a flying leap, I think he has a beautiful voice, I hope to hear more of it on the up coming soundtracks.

- Jennifer
( April 6th, 2009 | 11:28 am )
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thank you brad!! but no matter what, the fans support is always be with you robert!! keep it up!! your catching so please do the breaking dawn and midnight sun sequel!! for us fans!! i know you can make it!!

- charissa maclang
( April 12th, 2009 | 4:00 am )
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a bit late for this comment but "this was a good one."
there's just something about rob that makes this quote seem real though, just cant quite pin point it.
"but who I am goes a bit deeper than simply being an actor.”

- niaux
( April 21st, 2009 | 2:46 am )
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@seymoregetz: What did this guy do to any of you give him a break the answer is easy don,t watch him if you don,t enjoy his acting.
I think that you are all jealous because he,s a nice guy and that threaten you wot sort of world do we live him that we have to be nasty?

- jillyff
( April 23rd, 2009 | 10:41 am )
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I think Rob is VERY talented at singing and acting.I'm hoping to get to hear more of his music in the near future. The one that post negative thoughts about him,why don't you keep them to yourself.He's never said nor done anything to you. He just has a natural talent that God blessed him with,don't blame him for it.If your gonna blame anyone you have to blame your Creator.Are you gonna do that?

- moemoe
( April 23rd, 2009 | 3:32 pm )
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Hey! It will not be the same without Robert Pattison as Edward Cullen when he is not in the breaking dawn movie you cant just retire think of the fans and besides your to young to retire….. WE ALL LOVE YOU AND YOU MAKE THE MOVIE'S So just think about it HARD!!!!!!!

- Kayla
( April 24th, 2009 | 8:41 am )
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Well, Rob has said he would do Breaking Dawn depending on script and Demand of Fans – well, if Summit is smart, they'll release nothing without strict attention to it. We (adults) following the series love every bit of it – but our FAVORITE is BREAKING DAWN. So much happens there, Bella comes into her own in amazing form. The Twilight Universe has balance – but not without twists! I think Jacob, Edward and Bella have amazing outcomes in this film and No follower would rest until it was made. Rob of course is the only one to do it. I love his acting. I do want to see more of it – but respect his wish to follow his music – and I suspect he'll traverse back and forth between acting and music as time goes on. Rob will just have a much deserved break – I'll be surprised if Kristen and Taylor don't back off from it all as well for a bit – he knows that his afficianados will follow him regardless – I know I will. He's only just begun….

- Carolyn
( April 25th, 2009 | 11:25 am )
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Wow you really got me there… nearly in tears i love rob so much

- catherine
( April 30th, 2009 | 5:27 pm )
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@katie: (I hate laptop keyboards. Let me try that again.)

People like you amuse me to no end. Jealous? Really? Why on earth should we be jealous of him? What if we don't WANT to act or be famous? Gosh, then I guess we're just stupid and don't know what we're talking about! Of course YOU are the only one who knows anything about what good acting is.

HOW DARE someone state their opinion? Seriously? I wasn't aware that saying what you thought meant you were rude. Well then, how dare you say Robert Pattinson can act! How dare you call him hot! How dare you say he's nothing like Zac!

I like Robert…in the Harry Potter movies. I like his singing. But his acting in Twilight was…well, he just wasn't Edward to me. That's my opinion. Notice how I'm not stating it as fact.

And next time you try to tell someone to 'grow up', maybe you should stop and think 'Gee, am I being mature at all? Or am I acting like a spoiled child?'. Because that is exactly what you sounded like. And don't pull the 'you're just jealous cause he's hotter and nicer and more talented then you are!!11!' crap, because that is just ridiculous. Come up with a real argument.

AND I DON'T CARE THAT I'M A MONTH LATE REPLYING SO THERE. (I had to get some childishness in, too.)

- Jaire
( May 1st, 2009 | 10:38 am )
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This was entertaining, but I wish he would consider continuing with singing. I like his voice…sorta Van Morrison style. Nice try to get everyone riled up tho…lol…

- MinnaDFW
( May 3rd, 2009 | 2:31 pm )
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@MinnaDFW: that was also my exact thought… then i found out he actually listens to van morrison and terry reid quite a bit…2 of his fav singers…i think that's why he sounds like that. it's cool eh?

- niaux
( May 5th, 2009 | 2:55 am )
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rob is an awesome actor and hos voice ohhhh his voice he isso damn hottteeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- tina
( May 5th, 2009 | 7:18 pm )
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I think its great that Rob is setting his goals and dreams!!!! Knowing what he want most. And real fans will respect his wishes he need not worry about that.

- Rita
( May 8th, 2009 | 7:51 am )
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I am so sorry, but with a little integrity and honesty here…
Robert Pattinson can't sing for shit.
I am passionate about what I do in life, and if singing really tweaks his boat, then all right. Dream, and aspire on…
But, seriosuly. His voice is just so whiny! Think an Eric Clapton moaning in one of his amazing songs and it's Robert. There are just so many other talented singers recognized or unrecognized that are a hundred times better!
I don't bring on judgement, but I have an opinion.

By the way, he can't really act (I truly ban his performance in Twilight, it sucks; he doesn't belong in this part, if he works in other films that aren't half as bad then his acting can be redeemable). However, taking an essence such as Anthony Hopkins, Tom Hanks, or Jodie Foster gives him absolutely no room to compare to, even if it's a teen drama (which I don't really like anyway). They've set a high bar in films, and he just doesn't follow it- Zac Efron does a better job at portraying his characters as hard as that is to say!
How can you compete with a teen idol who isn't even really known for his true self- *cough*- his name isn't Edward Cullen. It's just a character. No wonder he wants to escape from the limelight- all those girls confessing undying love and they don't even know him. Dramatic much; loving someone without knowing them is a little freaky. Especially when it's not the acting you just love.
All in all, he has a horrible, whiny voice, and really can't portray even the undead.
Sorry, but the truth hurts. Just stay away from Breaking Dawn (the book series was somewhat of a disaster anyway- a constant blur of a nonsense plot and unrealistic attributes that are in an actual reality. Such annoying concepts and absolutely no heart and soul. Just dying for the one you love in less then six months, deciding to spend the rest of forever with them, and jumping to a saddistic vampire hunting you down in the middle of nowhere- wow.), and revert to getting some more singing lessons.

- MIMI
( May 12th, 2009 | 6:51 pm )
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omg!!! i nearly had heart palpitations when i read this!…. and for the record i think that he acted quite well in twilight….. you want to try and doo better? get back to me on that when youve stared in a movie that has internationally sent teen girls into twitters!

- grunddy
( May 15th, 2009 | 5:59 am )
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Okay all you people who hate Rob are CRAZY….I think he is AWESOME and I hope he does do Breaking Dawn cause it would not be right if someone else played Edward. I have read all 4 books and seen Twilight about 100 times now. All you haters just step back cause he is the best.

- SUPERFAN of Rob
( June 12th, 2009 | 2:58 pm )
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Wait i dont get it is he retiring or not. if he isnt then u got me all worked up for nothing. i was so angry and sad. i would never think that he would think about retiring. if it was a joke, saying he was going to retire i hate the person who did it. SO is he or isnt he?

- Twilight saga lover
( June 19th, 2009 | 8:04 am )
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I wish he would do more music, especially piano. even if this is not an honest report it is still something he may very well consider. I think music does touch people in a totally different way than acting. Acting is not really a creative process, it is expression of dialogue provided by others. Some people are very good at pretend and do it well while others are not. Spme actors are great and can take the viewer into a different world through the acting but this is rare. He is a good actor, this is not to undermine that at all I just feel music is truly the window into our heart and soul. To write and perform your own music and be able to express oneself from within while offering the listener an opportunity to experience feelings and emotions is in a class all it's own.

- di
( June 26th, 2009 | 7:00 pm )
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OMG SO TRUE u go girl. he IS a God!!! He is such a great actor

- Joan
( July 1st, 2009 | 10:20 am )
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don't leave because it won't be the same with out you playing Edward!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Edward cullen lover
( September 26th, 2009 | 7:17 am )
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im gonna cry i love him soooooooooo much he was the best i will forever b team edward

- alex
( October 17th, 2009 | 11:39 am )
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Sweet Jesus now he wants to sing, Isn't his acting bad enough???? Why???? has anyone heard this crap. it's almost as bad as the shit john mayer puts out. Well once all the little teenie boppers find their new Hanson,or Jo Bros, he'll fade away just like all the rest, my only hope is that it comes sooner than later.

- Jack
( November 18th, 2009 | 4:15 pm )
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