M. Night Shyamalan is Public Enemy #1 Because…
The why is what we are trying to figure out...
A strange thing has happened. M. Night Shyamalan has become
I initially was going to save this commentary for Saturday as an intro to my week long coverage leading up to Fox's release of Night's upcoming film The Happening, but a post titled "M. Night Worried About Bloggers" by Lou Lumenick over at The New York Post got me off my ass to write it a bit sooner.
You see, every person that reviews movies around the States received an invite to The Happening set for next week. Whether you are seeing it in New York or L.A. with all the big-wig press or here in lowly old Seattle. I received both invites even though I won't be attending the New York or L.A. screenings and each came with the disclaimer saying:
Additionally, and most importantly, the review date for The Happening is OPENING DAY, FRIDAY, JUNE 13. Please respect this embargo, and do not post any reviews until then. THANK YOU!!!
Now, maybe it's because I am not attending the NYC/LA screenings, but I didn't receive the "addendum" email Lumenick claims to have received saying, "Please keep in mind that reviews cannot post (online blogs included) or run until opening day, June 13th." His beef is with the inclusion of online blogs and also goes so far as to say that Shyamalan
I just wonder if Sir Lumenick, the almighty "NY Post" blogger/loathed critic realizes his attitude is exactly what Fox worries about. It is also misleading to type up the headline he did and then uses his blog space to say it is Fox that may be concerned and not Night.
Critics are already sharpening their red pencils ready to stab at The Happening in whatever way they can, just as they did with Lady in the Water. Pissed because Night had the audacity to kill an egomaniac film critic in the film. I wonder if that is why The Dead Pool has its 54% rating at Rotten Tomatoes. I mean, who doesn't think that was supposed to be The New Yorker's Pauline Kael getting killed?
However, it's not only the critics out to get Night.
The Happening will flop. People will hate it. Hollywood's trust in M. Night [might] finally be broken. He'll work the rest of his life, probably, but his stint as a household, marketable name will soon be over.
Hmmm, got to wonder what facts this person was working with eh? Well, another poster tells us why all the hatred, at least in their opinion:
They don't hate HIM. They hate the way his lackluster work is always presented as the next "big movie", and he fails to deliver time and time again. Shyamalan's movies are on-rails. From project to project, we know to expect a slow pace, lots of emotionalism, experimental camera angles, possibly a cameo of Shyamalan himself, and a twist ending – the end.
There is nothing groundbreaking about any of his work, but his diehard fan base would have you believing he is the Messiah of the silver screen, when he's anything but.
First off, the "lackluster work" part is a matter of opinion so I will let them have that. However, hating how the film is presented as the next "big movie" is not his fault. He doesn't handle marketing, you critiquing the studio in this case, not the movie or the director. When this person then says we know to "expect a slow pace, lots of emotionalism, experimental camera angles, possibly a cameo of Shyamalan himself, and a twist ending" I am trying to figure out where the problem is. Then to say there is nothing "ground-breaking" tells me that this person is expecting Shyamalan to be the second coming, something he then goes on to say he most certainly isn't. Well, guess what, he is just a guy making movies.
One argument that really bothers me is the
I would also like to dispute the








