Kevin Smith is a Sad Panda With 'Zack and Miri' Failing Big While 'HSM 3' Takes Box-Office #1
Wow, I never expected this...
I will never understand comedy when it comes to movies. It is relatively easy to make someone laugh in casual conversation and even occasionally in print, but as far as movies it is a completely different beast and I think the expectation placed on Kevin Smith's Zack and Miri Make a Porno came in relation to the success of Judd Apatow style similar comedies as well as the hope/expectation that a Weinstein Co. film would actually do as well as expected. Our very own Oscar Oracle pegged Zack and Miri for a $22.4 million opening, which is certainly lofty, but it will prove to be more than two-times what the film looks to ultimately take for the weekend. Perhaps no one was interested in films and was out trick-or-treating, but even High School Musical 3, which looks to take the top spot probably won't hit a double digit weekend number.
Coming in at #1 for Friday, however, is Saw V, making hay on All Hallows Eve scoring an estimated $3.3 million tossing it's overall cume up to $39 million with an estimated #2 finish for the weekend at just north of $9 million.
Then comes Zack and Miri Make a Porno at #2 which brought in an estimated miserable $2.3 million on Friday night on its way to a meager $6.9 million weekend. The sad thing is the film is now projected to be beaten by not only Saw V and High School Musical 3, both in their second week, but even the very niche flick Changeling in its first wide weekend release. Is it the name Kevin Smith that didn't bring in the audiences? Even Forgetting Sarah Marshall brought in $17.7 million on its opening weekend and it had two dick shots, if not more. So what's the deal?
As I already mentioned, in its second weekend High School Musical 3 brought in only $1.9 million on Friday night, but it is expected the film will take a major bump over the weekend as tweens forget about hording candy and get back to the theaters. The flick is expected to leap frog the competition and bring home $9.5 million for the weekend providing for a very tight race at the top between HSM 3 and Saw V.
Coming in third on Friday and expected to end at third for the weekend is Clint Eastwood's Angelina Jolie child death story Changeling at $2.25 million on Friday and an anticipated $9 million for the weekend. This is a number I believe could be a bit blown out of proportion, but I understand the reasoning behind it as it is expected the blue hairs will head out to the theaters for Saturday and Sunday matinees and bolster the returns. We'll have to wait and see.
The Haunting of Molly Hartley is our other new release for the weekend and it is my understanding it was hidden from critics and thus hardly promoted, which makes its $1.5 million on Friday and expected three-day total of $4.3 million all the more understandable. Studios need to realize that if they have a horror film showing critics the flick is to their benefit. It is free publicity even if it is negative publicity and perhaps your film will go from a #5 poo stain to a #1 or #2 Halloween hit. Wake up execs, it only makes sense.
Guy Ritchie's RocknRolla went wide this weekend and will end low with a meager take of $500k for Friday and an expected $1.55 million for the weekend ultimately failing to make the top ten.
Overall, it was just a shitty weekend at the theaters as crap films top the charts and The Secret Life of Bees and W. were really the only films of note to crack the top ten and I would say that is giving W. a lot of credit. We all know general audiences aren't demanding of much when it comes to films seeing how Beverly Hills Chihuahua is now printing its own money, but perhaps they are demanding a little more than the drivel shilled this weekend.
Here is the complete Fantasy Moguls early Friday estimates and Laremy will be here Sunday for the complete weekend recap.
- Saw V (Lionsgate) – $3.3 million
- Zack and Miri Make a Porno (Weinstein) – $2.3 million
- Changeling (Universal) – $2.25 million
- High School Musical 3: Senior Year (Disney) – $1.9 million
- The Haunting of Molly Hartley (Freestyle) – $1.5 million
- The Secret Life of Bees (Fox Searchlight) – $1.1 million
- Pride and Glory (Warner Bros) – $1 million
- Beverly Hills Chihuahua (Disney) – $950,000
- Max Payne (Fox) – $900,000
- W. (Lionsgate) $890,000








