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Kevin Smith is a Sad Panda With 'Zack and Miri' Failing Big While 'HSM 3' Takes Box-Office #1

Wow, I never expected this...

Photo: Weinstein Co. / Comedy Central

I will never understand comedy when it comes to movies. It is relatively easy to make someone laugh in casual conversation and even occasionally in print, but as far as movies it is a completely different beast and I think the expectation placed on Kevin Smith's Zack and Miri Make a Porno came in relation to the success of Judd Apatow style similar comedies as well as the hope/expectation that a Weinstein Co. film would actually do as well as expected. Our very own Oscar Oracle pegged Zack and Miri for a $22.4 million opening, which is certainly lofty, but it will prove to be more than two-times what the film looks to ultimately take for the weekend. Perhaps no one was interested in films and was out trick-or-treating, but even High School Musical 3, which looks to take the top spot probably won't hit a double digit weekend number.

Coming in at #1 for Friday, however, is Saw V, making hay on All Hallows Eve scoring an estimated $3.3 million tossing it's overall cume up to $39 million with an estimated #2 finish for the weekend at just north of $9 million.

Then comes Zack and Miri Make a Porno at #2 which brought in an estimated miserable $2.3 million on Friday night on its way to a meager $6.9 million weekend. The sad thing is the film is now projected to be beaten by not only Saw V and High School Musical 3, both in their second week, but even the very niche flick Changeling in its first wide weekend release. Is it the name Kevin Smith that didn't bring in the audiences? Even Forgetting Sarah Marshall brought in $17.7 million on its opening weekend and it had two dick shots, if not more. So what's the deal?

As I already mentioned, in its second weekend High School Musical 3 brought in only $1.9 million on Friday night, but it is expected the film will take a major bump over the weekend as tweens forget about hording candy and get back to the theaters. The flick is expected to leap frog the competition and bring home $9.5 million for the weekend providing for a very tight race at the top between HSM 3 and Saw V.

Coming in third on Friday and expected to end at third for the weekend is Clint Eastwood's Angelina Jolie child death story Changeling at $2.25 million on Friday and an anticipated $9 million for the weekend. This is a number I believe could be a bit blown out of proportion, but I understand the reasoning behind it as it is expected the blue hairs will head out to the theaters for Saturday and Sunday matinees and bolster the returns. We'll have to wait and see.

The Haunting of Molly Hartley is our other new release for the weekend and it is my understanding it was hidden from critics and thus hardly promoted, which makes its $1.5 million on Friday and expected three-day total of $4.3 million all the more understandable. Studios need to realize that if they have a horror film showing critics the flick is to their benefit. It is free publicity even if it is negative publicity and perhaps your film will go from a #5 poo stain to a #1 or #2 Halloween hit. Wake up execs, it only makes sense.

Guy Ritchie's RocknRolla went wide this weekend and will end low with a meager take of $500k for Friday and an expected $1.55 million for the weekend ultimately failing to make the top ten.

Overall, it was just a shitty weekend at the theaters as crap films top the charts and The Secret Life of Bees and W. were really the only films of note to crack the top ten and I would say that is giving W. a lot of credit. We all know general audiences aren't demanding of much when it comes to films seeing how Beverly Hills Chihuahua is now printing its own money, but perhaps they are demanding a little more than the drivel shilled this weekend.

Here is the complete Fantasy Moguls early Friday estimates and Laremy will be here Sunday for the complete weekend recap.

  1. Saw V (Lionsgate) – $3.3 million
  2. Zack and Miri Make a Porno (Weinstein) – $2.3 million
  3. Changeling (Universal) – $2.25 million
  4. High School Musical 3: Senior Year (Disney) – $1.9 million
  5. The Haunting of Molly Hartley (Freestyle) – $1.5 million
  6. The Secret Life of Bees (Fox Searchlight) – $1.1 million
  7. Pride and Glory (Warner Bros) – $1 million
  8. Beverly Hills Chihuahua (Disney) – $950,000
  9. Max Payne (Fox) – $900,000
  10. W. (Lionsgate) $890,000

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Wow… where did all the money go? This looks like a historically bad box office weekend.

- Laremy
( November 1st, 2008 | 2:49 am )
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earth to everyone:
yesterday was halloween so not many teenagers would turn out to trhe movies. anyone could have seen this one coming. it will all pick up for today and sunday

- disneyfreak*
( November 1st, 2008 | 7:45 am )
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I agree with disneyfreak* but that's only part of the story. Yes Halloween fell on a Friday this year, and there will be some more parties Saturday as well. But for older audiences, I think the "struggling" economy and some uncertainty about the upcoming election is keeping people at home. They just are not in the mood for movies right now. I believe box-office numbers should improve next week after the election, unless we have recounts going on.

- matthew715
( November 1st, 2008 | 9:14 am )
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As I mentioned over at /Film, I think only people who run movie sites and those who read them regularly were surprised by Zack & Miri's box office returns. I think most people just aren't interested in seeing a movie about two people trying to make a porn film.

Of course maybe the logic here was "look at how much money porn sites make online… we can't lose!"

Vic

- Screen Rant
( November 1st, 2008 | 1:47 pm )
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Screen Rant said: As I mentioned over at /Film, I think only people who run movie sites and those who read them regularly were surprised by Zack & Miri's box office returns. I think most people just aren't interested in seeing a movie about two people trying to make a porn film.

Of course maybe the logic here was "look at how much money porn sites make online… we can't lose!"

It's hard for me to wrap my head around either one of those possibilities because they both make sense. People probably aren't interested in seeing two people make a porn, but porn is a huge part of the culture so where does the balance lay?

Very good point.

And yeah, Halloween is part of it, but Halloween was expected and I believe hurt the majority of films equally, even Changeling since the majority of the people seeing that one will have kids that are going trick-or-treating.

- bradbrevet
( November 1st, 2008 | 2:34 pm )
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Halloween is definitely the correct answer. Two people having sex is in quite a few movies that make money. If your claim that the word "porn" is what kept all the people then the internet, or 50% of it, shouldn't exist.

Knocked Up made $219m.
40-Year-Old Virgin $177m
Superbad $169
American Pie $235m

All were highly sexual films. C'mon.

I still think Zack and Miri might rally to win. A million down after Halloween is nothing. Although I cede it won't make money for the after church crowd.

- Laremy
( November 1st, 2008 | 6:05 pm )
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Laremy said: Two people having sex is in quite a few movies that make money. If your claim that the word "porn" is what kept all the people then the internet, or 50% of it, shouldn't exist.

Knocked Up made $219m.
40-Year-Old Virgin $177m
Superbad $169
American Pie $235m

All were highly sexual films. C'mon.

The difference here is browsing porn on the Internet is for a much different purpose than going to see it in a general movie theater. The four films mentioned aren't about making a porn or even the level of sex shown in Zack and Miri so I would argue that there may be some relevance to the argument.

- bradbrevet
( November 1st, 2008 | 6:31 pm )
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Okay, so then only three million people saw Fireproof because everyone else is "not interested" in God and marriage.

What makes a movie gain traction with an audience is never going to be as easy as Vic's explanation. All the movies suffered together, which means that Halloween is much more likely as a major contributor.

Also, evidently almost 40 million people "were interested" in people having sex with pies at some point in our history.

See how silly that is?

Final nail in the coffin of the "porn" argument. The last Friday Halloween was in 2003.

Here are Friday's numbers from that year:
Scary Movie 3 – $4.4m
Chainsaw Massacre – $3.7m
Radio – $1.9m

Final numbers:
Scary Movie – $20m
Chainsaw Massacre – $10.7m
Radio – $9.5m

On friday of 2003 we would have said "no one cares about the learning disabled." But the film jumped up and made 80% of it's income in the next two days. Same with Scary Movie, you would have said it would make $13m given Friday – but it hit $20m.

Halloween sunk each film. Miri will make double digits this weekend, though of course it won't hit my way too high prediction.

- Laremy
( November 1st, 2008 | 7:03 pm )
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I think you are missing the point, the argument is not as much as why didn't Zack and Miri make money on Halloween? It's why did Zack and Miri make so little money compared to Apatow comedies?

If you are arguing a movie like Knocked Up, 40 Year-Old Virgin, etc. would have suffered the same fate as Zack and Miri then we are talking about the same thing. However, that doesn't seem to be what you are arguing.

- bradbrevet
( November 1st, 2008 | 7:20 pm )
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I'm arguing against:

"I think most people just aren't interested in seeing a movie about two people trying to make a porn film. "

Because it's an illogical statement. In fact, I'll go one further:

"Most people aren't interested in seeing ANY movie about anything."

How do I know? Because no movie has ever made 150 million people (half of Ameica, or Most) x $8 domestically.

So my Miri projection wasn't off because most people didn't want to see it. It was off because no one saw anything on Friday night.

Why would I have to argue against Apatow comedies? Clearly it was never going to hit Sarah Marshall / Knocked Up numbers.

- Laremy
( November 1st, 2008 | 7:43 pm )
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I don't see how it is illogical but your "one further" is definitely illogical and I guess I am just lost in your argument.

You really don't think it is possible some people didn't go see Zack and Miri because it involves making a porno? I don't know, it makes some sense to me.

- bradbrevet
( November 1st, 2008 | 8:04 pm )
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Vic swooped in a cherry picked based on only Friday's numbers, and then you said "both arguments make sense."

But that's not true. One argument (Halloween) makes much more sense than the other (Porn). Do you think the arguments are of equal value?

Also do you really think the film will make $6.9m for the weekend, as you wrote? If so, what can we bet on this?

You just didn't want to pick a fight with Vic, which is fine. But Halloween is the reason Friday's numbers look weird, not people's sudden displeasure with porn.

- Laremy
( November 1st, 2008 | 8:14 pm )
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Laremy said: You just didn't want to pick a fight with Vic, which is fine. But Halloween is the reason Friday's numbers look weird, not people's sudden displeasure with porn.

I am not defending anyone, I just never thought of it that way. I don't look at a title and think, "Why would I want to see two people make a porn?" However, that doesn't mean other people didn't. I am not arguing degrees of which one is more likely to be the culprit, just saying, "Hmmm, perhaps some people didn't go because of that."

- bradbrevet
( November 1st, 2008 | 8:35 pm )
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