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'Jesse James' Long Name, New Trailer

Someone tell WB to change this name

One of the most ridiculous names in movie history has got to be The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. While I have not seen the film, I can't imagine the name The Assassination of Jesse James or simply Jesse James wouldn't have worked. Maybe that is just the ranting of a person that is tired of typing up massive subtitles for Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter films, but that is just me.

However, the news here is not the 49 characters that make up the title, in fact it is the new trailer for the film that stars Brad Pitt as Jesse James and Casey Affleck as that coward Robert Ford that commits the assassination of Jesse James played by Brad Pitt and directed by Andrew Dominik for a release date of September 21. Wow, look at that sentence, 62 words, two commas and only one period. See, I can do it long too (puns and inuendo intended, just not sure what it means).

Check out the trailer below and see what yah think.

SOURCE: Moviefone
 
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