When I was trying to figure out if I wanted to do an April Fool's Day story I originally thought about using the above image I created (give it a click for a hi-res version), but decided against it. Instead I bring you what everyone else is doing. With a few notes here and there.

• Film Drunk – WOLF MAN: DEL TORO OUT, BUSEY IN
  This one is my favorite, the picture absolutely kills
• The Movie Blog – Transformers 2 Robot Announcement
• Moviehole.net – Colin Farrell in Once remake
• Moviehole.net – Harrison Ford to return as Han Solo!
• ScreenRant – Iron Man To Get Staggered, Late April Release Dates
  Uh oh, get in line now!
• IESB – X-Files 2 Gets a Title – X-Files: Full Moon Rising
• JoBlo – Jake Gyllenhaal is the next Spider-Man
• SlashFilm – Superman vs. Spider-Man Film Announced
• Bloody Disgusting – Steven Spielberg to Remake 'Duel' and 'Jaws'?!
  Wasn't this an actual rumor at one point?
• Bloody Disgusting – Tyler Perry Moves on From Comedy to… Horror?!
  Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Hell
• ComicBookMovie – Wolverine in Incredible Hulk!
  Yeah, but where's the picture evidence? Huh? Eh? Ahhh.
• Cinematical – Christian Bale and Brandon Routh Sign for 'Justice League
  This would require Routh to hvae a career. Obviously false.
• Giant Freakin Robot – Cloverfield Monster In Transformers 2!
• DarkHorizons – Pretty Much Every Story at Dark Horizons
  Garth took the April Fool's idea and ran away with it. Seriously, he stole it. Find him!
• The Blog – Clinton and Obama Finally Join Forces

I will try to update more if I find out about them, and thanks to Slash Film and First Showing for the help in compiling. I leave you with this…

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