I have never watched, neither do I intend to ever watch, MTV's highest-rated series "The Hills," but judging by the fact that MTV caters to the pre-teen adolescent sleep-deprived youth of this world I am assuming I am not the target audience. However, I think I know a bad career kick start if I read one and if someone was to get excited about being cast as "a no-nonsense, beautiful beach babe whose boyfriend caters to her every command" in their first feature film I may have to stiffle a chuckle.

What? You think that sounds fine and dandy? A job's a job. I guess that is true. I mean, you have to pay for gas somehow right. Why not play a throwaway role in Into the Blue 2: It Rhymes Because It's Sexy?

Yeah, that's the film Audrina Patridge from "The Hills" has lined up for herself over at MGM Home Entertainment. So don't start lining up at the theaters for this one, you will find it at your local Best Buy, probably bricked in with the incredibly inane Into the Blue 1: Because Alba's Ass Said So.

Starring alongside Patridge will be "O.C." meathead Chris Carmack as Sebastian and Laura Vandervoort of "Smallville" as Sebastian's wife Dani. The couple are hired as professional divers to search for Columbus' hidden treasure. To their horror, they learn that their wealthy employers have a much more terrifying agenda.

Irwin Winkler's son Charles is stepping in as director after he did such a good job directing The Net 2.0. Yes, I am serious. There was a The Net 2.0 and no one even knew it. Charles even had the kick ass acting performance in The Net 2.0 as Embassy Clerk. Deal with that!

You want to know the saddest part? I will probably watch this film and half enjoy it as a diversion. The ones you know are going to be awful somehow always manage to mildly entertain because you have already shut your brain completely off. At least for me that's the way it works.