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Have You Read Michael Bay's Rejected 'Dark Knight' Script?

If only Michael Bay spoofed everything... for real

Photo: Spill.com
Just imagine if instead of those Disaster Movie hacks, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, Michael Bay actually spoofed films, but tried his best to make them kick ass all Bay style with explosions and shit! Well, Spill.com took their imagination one step further and made their own passing it off as legit:
Apparently, Michael Bay wrote an unsolicited script for The Dark Knight that was ultimately rejected by Warner Bros. Though this is the first I’ve heard of it, I have the exclusive leaked images to back it up.
Personally I found the block of the script that I teased above the best, but you can click on the cover sheet below to check out all eight pages they mocked up.

Photo: Spill.com
SOURCE: Spill.com
 
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Post #1
Have You Read Michael Bay's Rejected 'Dark Knight' Script?
Sorry, while I think Bay is moron, I HIGHLY doubt this is real...

though, I especially liked the "We hack the internet." dialogue ...
- ckybltz [Posts: 131]
(Jul. 7, 2008 - 8:42:19 PM)
Post #2
Have You Read Michael Bay's Rejected 'Dark Knight' Script?
I guarantee it is fake, that's why I put the satire label on it.
- bradbrevet [Posts: 614]
(Jul. 7, 2008 - 8:50:01 PM)
Post #3
Have You Read Michael Bay's Rejected 'Dark Knight' Script?
Touché... I didnt really read anything you wrote... Smile
- ckybltz [Posts: 131]
(Jul. 7, 2008 - 9:37:38 PM)
Post #4
Quote (ckybltz;3353): Touché... I didnt really read anything you wrote... Smile


Gotta admit, I love the honesty in that comment.
- bradbrevet [Posts: 614]
(Jul. 7, 2008 - 9:41:00 PM)
 
 
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