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Have You Read Michael Bay's Rejected 'Dark Knight' Script?

If only Michael Bay spoofed everything... for real

BY: Brad Brevet | July 7th 2008 at 6:51 PM

Photo: Spill.com

Just imagine if instead of those Disaster Movie hacks, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, Michael Bay actually spoofed films, but tried his best to make them kick ass all Bay style with explosions and shit! Well, Spill.com took their imagination one step further and made their own passing it off as legit:

Apparently, Michael Bay wrote an unsolicited script for The Dark Knight that was ultimately rejected by Warner Bros. Though this is the first I’ve heard of it, I have the exclusive leaked images to back it up.

Personally I found the block of the script that I teased above the best, but you can click on the cover sheet below to check out all eight pages they mocked up.

Photo: Spill.com
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This article and its contents are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof.

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Sorry, while I think Bay is moron, I HIGHLY doubt this is real…

though, I especially liked the "We hack the internet." dialogue …

- ckybltz
( July 7th, 2008 | 8:42 pm )
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I guarantee it is fake, that's why I put the satire label on it.

- bradbrevet
( July 7th, 2008 | 8:50 pm )
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Touché… I didnt really read anything you wrote… :)

- ckybltz
( July 7th, 2008 | 9:37 pm )
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ckybltz said: Touché… I didnt really read anything you wrote… :)

Gotta admit, I love the honesty in that comment.

- bradbrevet
( July 7th, 2008 | 9:41 pm )
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