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EXCL: Peter O'Toole is NOT in 'Transformers 2'!

Just when you thought it would happen

Peter O'Toole

Well, Entertainment Weekly told us Jonah Hill was in talks to star in Transformers 2 and now they tell us "negotiations between Jonah Hill and DreamWorks have broken down" and he won't be in the film. Bummer huh? That's not the half of it.

RopeofSilicon has exclusively learned that not only will Jonah Hill NOT be in Transformers 2, but neither will Peter O'Toole or any of the following actors:

  • Alan Arkin
  • Jennifer Hudson
  • Helen Mirren
  • Forest Whitaker
  • Amy Adams
  • Cate Blanchett
  • Josh Brolin
  • Steve Carell
  • George Clooney
  • Penelope Cruz
  • Miley Cyrus
  • Patrick Dempsey
  • Cameron Diaz
  • Colin Farrell
  • Harrison Ford
  • Jennifer Garner
  • Tom Hanks
  • Katherine Heigl
  • Nicole Kidman
  • James McAvoy
  • Queen Latifah
  • Paris Hilton
  • Martin Scorsese
  • Hilary Swank
  • John Travolta
  • Denzel Washington
  • Renee Zellweger

Only one of the above actors was closer than Hill to being cast in the film, but Miley Cyrus turned down the role of "Silly Girl" due to her recent "Vanity Fair" troubles.

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