Enough with this Restricted 'Beowulf' Crap Already!
The movie is PG-13 people!
I am growing increasingly tired of all this Restricted Beowulf stuff as Paramount continues to push their cinematic videogame on us leading us to believe it is something it isn't. It has already been said the film is going to be PG-13 even though we continually are getting these "unrated" trailers and now there is even a "Restricted" section on the official site boasting a brand new Internet-only restricted trailer. Oh boy, and guess what, you have to live in the U.S. and be 18 or older to give it a watch. What does this boil down to?
In order to watch the video you must be older than necessary to actually see an rated R film, five years older than required to even see the film and all this is in an attempt to see "restricted" video for a film that will end up being only PG-13. Oh, and did I mention the violence in the feature is computer generated? Yup, it's a videogame brought to semi-creepy-restricted-life.
As the push continues toward Beowulf's release this November the word on the film is that director Robert Zemeckis and his digital wizards have corrected the "creepy eye" factor that made Polar Express more of a freak filled film than a Christmas delight. Unfortunately they didn't fix everything else that made the people look weird such as weird looking lips and movements that are anything but human.
Based on what we are seeing it looks like we can already count on an unrated Beowulf DVD release. Therefore I am left to pray that directors will one day soon tell studios to piss off and let them make the film they have been hired to make in the first place.
If you are so inclined you can check out the new trailer here or on any of the images above, and I also posted the latest poster below.
Beowulf stars Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins, Brendan Gleeson, Robin Wright Penn, Angelina Jolie, Crispin Glover, John Malkovich, Alison Lohman, Brendan Gleeson and Dominic Keating as live-action digital recreations of themselves. Oh boy.










