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Eddie Won't Watch 'Meet Dave' Why Should I?

And who is shitting on his head?

Thanks to the folks at Vulture we learn that Eddie Murphy not only didn't show up for the premiere of Meet Dave, his new film opening this weekend (yeah, who knew?), but he actually cancelled a mere 90 minutes before arrival. How do they know? Well, a little publicist birdie made an anonymous post at DataLounge that went a little something like this…

And why he's so hated in Hollywood.

It's 4:45pm, his "Meet Dave" premiere – which he is the one and only star – is an hour and a half away. And he JUST CANCELLED.

Yep, all that time, money, work by everyone and dickhead Eddie just informed us he decided he's not going to show up. To his own premiere. To promote his own movie.

This is why he lost for Dreamgirls. This is why Hollywood loves to see him fail. Cause even by Hollywood standards, he's an asshole among assholes.

Yes, I am unfortunately working on this mess so I'm in the know.

I am not sure but I don't think that person likes Eddie Murphy too much. Perhaps he didn't show up because he was trying to figure out what he was going to do with that giant head of his that has been driving down the freeways. He told MTV in the interview below that he just hopes it doesn't end up the trash somewhere with people peeing and shitting on it. I think that is called low self esteem.

The screening here in Seattle for this assumed shitfest is this Thursday and I got a quizzical looks when I said I was likely to skip it. I was confused at why people wouldn't understand me skipping a film that looked 100% awful, but now I just may have to go just to see how truly awful it is and beef up my end of the year worst films list. I mean, is it possible that a film about an alien Eddie Murphy inside a robot Eddie Murphy can be any good? Even if the film has Elizabeth Banks and Gabrielle Union, all the eye candy in the world can't save us from a premise that looks this bad.

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