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Casting the 2008 Presidential Election

An election year feature that must not be ignored...

Michelle Obama (Kerry Washington)

It's all in the cheeks and that great big smile both of these lovely ladies have. These two could be sisters.

Others Considered: Sanaa Lathan, Lisa Leslie, Gabrielle Union

Joe Biden (Nicolas Cage)

This may be the one many of you disagree with me on, but the big ol' teeth, goofy grin and hair plugs just made this seem like a perfect choice. We would just need to age Nic a bit and I think he would knock this gaffe bag out of the park.

Others Considered: Warren Beatty, Jack Nicholson, James Rebhorn, Jeff Daniels

Barack Obama (Harry Lennix)

Perfect. This to me is perfect casting. The two of them look quite similar and for anyone that has seen Harry Lennix in such films as The Matrix Reloaded or Ray knows his acting style suits Barack's personality perfectly.

Others Considered: Denzel Washington, Andre Braugher, Isaiah Washington

Cindy McCain (Glenn Close)

This one was a toss up between the stretched face appearance of Nicole Kidman and the kick ass and take names appearance of Glenn Close. Close won out in the end primarily because her picture matched Cindy a little bit better. Kidman really has managed to keep her pasty skull from being abused by the paps hasn't she?

Others Considered: Nicole Kidman, Courtney Love, Mia Farrow, Jessica Lange, Joan Rivers

Sarah Palin (Tina Fey)

This one is my only obvious no-brainer. To cast someone else just because it was obvious would seem silly. Names such as Kate Walsh and Hillary Swank were offered up and I have seen Mariska Hargitay mentioned before, but to deny Tina Fey would just be wrong, like shooting moose wrong.

Others Considered: Kate Walsh, Hillary Swank

John McCain (Andy Serkis & WETA Workshop)

We had names such as Robert Duvall, Richard Jenkins, Richard Dreyfuss and John Mahoney, but I saw a clip of Gollum from Lord of the Rings recently and instantly thought of John McCain sitting in his airplane sucking on some prune juice looking at the Presidential seal saying, "My precioussssss." Weta Workshop and Andy Serkis did such a great job bringing Gollum to life I would just love to see what they would do with John McCain. If Serkis can bring to life Gollum, King Kong, David Bowie's assistant and a gay magazine editor then I think he can handle McCain.

Others Considered: Robert Duvall, Richard Jenkins, Richard Dreyfuss, John Mahoney

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Any idea what the storyline is like or ist going to be a big surprise?

It's not going to be one of those films with 12 endings like Lord of the Rings or the previous elections right? One of those dragged out affairs.

- RaTTleR_NL
( October 16th, 2008 | 7:40 am )
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Remember when casting the bulldog for Lou Dobbs: It needs to be a bulldog that hates illegal Chihuahua immigrants

- davidfrank
( October 16th, 2008 | 8:15 am )
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Maybe its just me but I don't find Tina Fey all that funny….Palin couldn't be played by anyone else but I just dont think she is that funny. I tried watching 30 Rock and couldn't get through the 1st season they all annoyed me so badly.

- tycox
( October 16th, 2008 | 4:43 pm )
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