Box-Office Oracle: May. 23 – May. 26, 2008
Indy Jones will win by over a hundred milly... That's Randy Quaid dollars!
#1 movie predicted correctly: 4 Weeks in a Row
Note, these are four day totals. Why? So I can take a Sunday off. Now then – this projection is based upon looking at The Last Crusade numbers and then throwing a dart. Everyone is giving this a positive review (except for me and B-Luv) so the fans won't be warned off. Poor bastards. They won't even see it coming.
Estimate: $158.6 million
Oh, it'll drop. Not because it's a bad movie… but because Indy is about to tee off on it. When dad gets a choice between Narnia and Indy it won't be a choice at all. It'll be a massacre.
Estimate: $35.5 million
3. Iron Man
I'd hoped I could work it so this finished second. But the cursed math wasn't on my side. Still, a bronze medal from the fourth weekend is nothing to scoff at. So if you've been scoffing stop it right this second.
Estimate: $25.4 million
Good news! They finally greenlit the sequel! The tentative title is called We Hate You and Want You To Give Us Your Money… Idiot. So far, so good. Lot of honesty in that title.
Estimate: $11.7 million
5. Speed Racer
I'm working on a list of ways I would have fixed this film. I'm up to five. Feel free to email suggestions.
Estimate: $4.9 million
6. Baby Mama
We should change this list to a top five. The bottom five is like picking out the most honest hooker.
Estimate: $3.9 million
Busy Phillips, call me at my home number. But not when my wife is home if you catch my drift. My drift, in this case, is phone adultery.
Estimate: $3.5 million
Sequel: Remember the Sarah Marshall!. Actually that's a really good idea. I may go register that treatment. Costs like $50 bucks though. Sigh.
Estimate: $1.3 million
Who knows? Really. At this level of dollars I might take 9th or 10th.
Estimate: $.7 million
Have you ever noticed your cable bill is like $150 these days? And you don't even get HBO? I can't even figure out what they are charging me for. Man. What a rip.
Estimate: $.4 million
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